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J Crock Arkansas Secretary of Health Krenshaw Pickens says he has no worries about Covid in Arkansas. LITTLE ROCK — Despite an alarming resurgence of Covid-19 in the state, a … Read more
An ongoing effort to professionalize the unconventional Trump campaign has resorted to some rather unconventional strategies. In a further effort to professionalize their unconventional campaign, the Trump team … Read more
Trump has demanded an apology from little ol’ Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg. NEW YORK — Donald Trump, who has publicly declared that he will single-handledly wipe … Read more
“He’s the only man who can lead this country forward,” says airline pilot with a straight face. BALTIMORE — According to multiple reports out today, Cpt. Fred Staples, … Read more
Door now open for a large number of exciting dark horse GOP candidates to blow it. DES MOINES, Iowa — After announcing he will no longer seek the … Read more
‘These baseless charges are highly unlikely,’ says Bill Cosby historian NEW YORK — In a 1500-word op-ed published in the New York Times today, Jackie Stelnick, a New … Read more
Popularity grows for Tea Party candidate who hits all the right notes Going simply by the name “Beelzebub,” a fresh face has arisen from the flaming pit of … Read more
Pillow wasps major concern for many voters. A survey released today by the Getty Research Institute found that schizophrenic voters are most concerned about a growing army of … Read more
