The Earthlings are Coming, the Earthlings are Coming!
An exclusive interview with a Martian reveals that they are worried about Earthlings illegally immigrating to their red planet. Elon Musk has been sounding the alarm that our … Read more
JC Wade
Who Ya Gonna Call?
If there is something strange in your house or neighborhood, who ya gonna call? Recently my wife and I experienced something very mysterious. The other day we bought … Read more
Those Odd, Odd Fairy Tales
Rereading childhood fairy tales today, I am surprised at the violence and very odd behavior of some characters. I remember my mother reading me fairy tales before bedtime. … Read more
Hi God, It’s Me
Hi God, It’s Me: A transcript. Our country has been hit by so many destructive hurricanes and damaging wildfires in the last few years that some people are … Read more
The Art of the Nickname
The problem with getting a nickname is that in most cases, you didn’t get to choose it. A nickname is usually a descriptive moniker given instead of, or … Read more
Cat in the Hat Enters Presidential Race
The Cat in the Hat stuns America by announcing bid for presidency. The Cat in the Hat stunned America this week when he announced that he was throwing … Read more
Double, Double, Toil and Trouble
These days witches don’t chant “double, double, toil and trouble.” They have also traded in their broomsticks for Priuses. (With apologies to William Shakespeare) Donald Trump has often … Read more
I Think, Therefore I Am… In Big Trouble
The French philosopher Rene Descartes wrote, “I think, therefore I am,” but thinking just gets us men into trouble. Thinking is defined as “the process of using one’s … Read more
Superpowers for Superheroes
Here are the superpowers that I would most like to have. Growing up I dreamed of becoming a superhero and thought a lot about which superpowers would be … Read more
What’s in YOUR Future?
I really wanted to know what was in my future, so I went to see a fortune teller — in person. Qué será, será. Whatever will be, will … Read more
