Endorsing a Wizard
Donald Trump is officially endorsing a wizard for the Senate, saying that he believes in Dr. Oz “because of all the wonderful things he does.” Late last week, … Read more
JC Wade
MTG: ‘Gazpacho’ Remark About Pelosi Ruining Cafeteria Menu
Marjorie Taylor Greene clarifies her “gazpacho” remark in a recent press conference: exclusive report! Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene recently ranted that Nancy Pelosi’s “gazpacho” police were patrolling the … Read more
Troubles at the North Pole: An Interview with Santa
In an exclusive interview with Santa himself, our correspondent uncovers some troubling trends! It’s only November but it’s already beginning to look a lot like Christmas. I see … Read more
Making Flying Great Again, Italian Style
CEO changing things at Italian airline to “make flying great again” after flight attendants protest by stripping to underwear. Alitalia, the Italian airliner, which had eluded profitability for … Read more
The Drug’s for a Horse, of Course
The dewormer is for a horse of course, of course. And no one should take it but a horse, of course… Those opposed to Covid-19 vaccines have found … Read more
The Circles of Hell: An Update
It feels as hot as Hell again this summer, which got me wondering what is going on in the actual place. (Inspired by Dante) As a result of … Read more
Visitors from Outer Space?
Humor Times investigates: Are UFOs really visitors from outer space? Warning: This article is rated R for atrocious writing and offensive and insensitive stereotyping of space aliens and … Read more
Serving Up Restaurant Relief
This satisfying restaurant relief fund is part of the smorgasbord of stimulus plans that President Biden has cooked up. The pandemic has been particularly distasteful to the restaurant … Read more
Oh No – UFOs!
Since 1947 there have been 80,000 sightings of UFOs with many clustered around National Marijuana Day. The past year has been hard on everyone with the pandemic, the … Read more
Yes, We Want No Cicadas
The invasion is happening, but it’s not migrants, it’s cicadas! A previous U.S. president often warned that there is an invasion coming and he couldn’t be more right. … Read more
