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Visitors from Outer Space?

By JC Wade, June 13, 2021June 12, 2021

Humor Times investigates: Are UFOs really visitors from outer space? Warning: This article is rated R for atrocious writing and offensive and insensitive stereotyping of space aliens and … Read more

Serving Up Restaurant Relief

By JC Wade, May 9, 2021May 9, 2021

This satisfying restaurant relief fund is part of the smorgasbord of stimulus plans that President Biden has cooked up. The pandemic has been particularly distasteful to the restaurant … Read more

Oh No – UFOs!

By JC Wade, April 21, 2021

Since 1947 there have been 80,000 sightings of UFOs with many clustered around National Marijuana Day. The past year has been hard on everyone with the pandemic, the … Read more

Yes, We Want No Cicadas

By JC Wade, March 31, 2021December 6, 2022

The invasion is happening, but it’s not migrants, it’s cicadas! A previous U.S. president often warned that there is an invasion coming and he couldn’t be more right. … Read more

Pardon Me?

By JC Wade, January 21, 2021January 22, 2021

Note: The following article has been rated R. Readers under 17 should only read when accompanied by a parent or guardian. It is rated R for an incongruent … Read more

Santa Claus Named in Antitrust Lawsuit Filed by Ken Paxton

By JC Wade, December 23, 2020December 22, 2020

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has filed an antitrust lawsuit against Santa, charging him with operating a monopoly. Santa Claus was targeted this week in an antitrust lawsuit … Read more

What a Grinch

By JC Wade, December 2, 2020

“What a Grinch” (with apologies to Dr. Seuss) Nearly everyone in America liked Democracy a lot.But Trump, who once lived in a tower, did not.Trump hated it and … Read more

Playing the Liar

By JC Wade, November 23, 2020November 23, 2020

Note: Please be advised that nothing in this short article has been reviewed by anyone with the expertise to ensure that the information is complete accurate or even … Read more

Santa’s Still Coming to Town

By JC Wade, October 30, 2020October 29, 2020

An interview with Kris Kringle himself, who assures us that Santa’s still coming to town, despite the pandemic and other hassles. I always look forward to Christmas but … Read more

Trump-Man Has Superpowers of His Own

By JC Wade, October 24, 2020November 15, 2023

Of course he’s no Superman. He is Trump-Man, and possesses superpowers of his own. Warning: Do not read “Trump-Man” if you are allergic to articles that make fun … Read more