Yes, We Want No Cicadas
The invasion is happening, but it’s not migrants, it’s cicadas! A previous U.S. president often warned that there is an invasion coming and he couldn’t be more right. … Read more
JC Wade
Pardon Me?
Note: The following article has been rated R. Readers under 17 should only read when accompanied by a parent or guardian. It is rated R for an incongruent … Read more
Santa Claus Named in Antitrust Lawsuit Filed by Ken Paxton
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has filed an antitrust lawsuit against Santa, charging him with operating a monopoly. Santa Claus was targeted this week in an antitrust lawsuit … Read more
What a Grinch
“What a Grinch” (with apologies to Dr. Seuss) Nearly everyone in America liked Democracy a lot.But Trump, who once lived in a tower, did not.Trump hated it and … Read more
Playing the Liar
Note: Please be advised that nothing in this short article has been reviewed by anyone with the expertise to ensure that the information is complete accurate or even … Read more
Santa’s Still Coming to Town
An interview with Kris Kringle himself, who assures us that Santa’s still coming to town, despite the pandemic and other hassles. I always look forward to Christmas but … Read more
Trump-Man Has Superpowers of His Own
Of course he’s no Superman. He is Trump-Man, and possesses superpowers of his own. Warning: Do not read “Trump-Man” if you are allergic to articles that make fun … Read more
The Ballot Counters
Trump announced that he would be naming Mazars USA, the same company that prepares the Trump Organization tax returns, as the official ballot counters. Disclaimer: Please be aware … Read more
Trump: ‘Black Holidays Matter’
Trump has declared that he’s undergone a review of Black holidays, and there are not enough, so he is establishing a new one. President Trump has been arguing … Read more
Melania’s GOP Convention Address
First Lady pledges not to plagiarize Michelle Obama at this year’s convention address. Melania Trump will be giving a Republican National Convention address next week and sources close … Read more
