Trump: ‘I Have Tremendous Respect for Women!’
Warning: Do not read if you are allergic to articles poking fun at President Trump. Allergic reactions may include rash, facial swelling, hives, itching and head explosion. President … Read more
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Attack Dogs Unleashed
Dr. Deborah Birx got it from both sides, as both Pelosi and Trump unloaded on her like a couple enraged attack dogs. Recently U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi … Read more
More News That’s Unfit to Print
Unfit to Print: So we’ll just put it online. Goya, Oh Boya At a White House event earlier this month, Goya Foods CEO, Bob Unanue, remarked that Americans … Read more
Washington Nationals Sign Fauci
After the famed immunologist threw the first pitch in their home opener, the Washington Nationals had to sign him. The Washington Nationals stunned the baseball world today when … Read more
All the News That’s Unfit to Print
(‘Unfit to print’ because it’s actually fake news.) President Trump’s Surprise VP Pick After presidential hopeful Joe Biden announced that he would be selecting a woman to be … Read more
Cartoon Chaos: Looney Tunes Characters File Suit
Beloved Looney Tunes characters file suit over no longer being allowed to carry firearms. Warner Brothers recently announced that its Looney Tunes line-up is being reprised. The cast … Read more
No Touching Please
The best way to stop the spread of the coronavirus is to practice social distancing, so, unfortunately, no touching please! We now know that the best way to … Read more
The Sum of All Fears
A guide to all the pre-existing and new phobias the coronavirus has exacerbated: The Sum of All Fears. We all have fears. Some of us are afraid of … Read more
Home Alone – Trapped in My House!
Home alone for the Coronavirus pandemic. What to do? Last month I had a terrible nightmare. I dreamed that I was home alone and I was being forced … Read more
A Time for Prayer
We all need to find time for prayer now. But who to pray to? We all remember Dorothy Gale from the Wizard of Oz. She’s the one who, … Read more
