Who’s the Fittest of Them All?
Who is the fittest to be president? Physically fit, that is. Last December at a town hall event, former Vice President Joe Biden challenged a retired farmer to … Read more
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A Legal Dream Team?
Right after hiring Alan Dershowitz and Kenneth Starr as his “Legal Dream Team” to defend him in the Senate impeachment trial, Trump has fired them in favor of … Read more
History’s Verdict: Unfit to Rule
World leaders have always wondered how history would judge them. Here is one possible legacy: Unfit to Rule. World leaders have always wondered how history would judge them … Read more
Which is a Witch? Bring Back Ye Olde Tests!
We may need to bring back ye olde techniques for ferreting out witches and sorcerers. Lately it seems that everyone in Washington is talking about witches. Rudy Giuliani … Read more
The Chosen One?
It’s not just Perry who thinks that Trump is the Almighty’s Chosen One. Note: If you are reading this you are among the chosen ones. In an interview … Read more
Latin – It’s Not Dead Yet
Another transcript — not the one you’re thinking of — shows that lack of knowledge of Latin may be what ends up bringing down Trump. The news coming … Read more
No Close Encounters Please
Suddenly everyone is talking about space aliens and many are convinced that the government is covering up actual close encounters. I’ve never seen an unidentified flying object (UFO) … Read more
In Praise of Doing Nothing
Doing nothing just seems to work for some people — including most members of Congress. The period between Thanksgiving and New Year’s Day is referred to as the … Read more
Exclusive: Original ‘Salute to America’ Speech Uncovered
In this Humor Times exclusive, we present the initial draft of Trump’s “Salute to America” speech. In President Trump’s July 4th “Salute to America” speech, he said that … Read more
Getting Our Moon Back
In a wide-ranging interview, President Trump charged his new Space Force with getting our moon back from the Martians. President Trump recently tweeted that our moon is a … Read more
