DC and Marvel Villains Becoming Good Guys to Land Lucrative Ad Deals
“What can we say? We’re looking for alternative and safer ways to make money.” – DC, Marvel villains It pays to be a good guy. On the heels … Read more
Jeff Boldt
Star Wars Episode 7 Revealed: The Drone Wars
New Star Wars could launch post-presidential career “Not long ago, in a galaxy far, far beyond the reach of justice and peace, a strange and bitter conflict arose … Read more
Marine Biologist Discovers Unhappy Clam
Clam bakes no fun either, says mollusk A small team of researchers exploring and monitoring sea life along the eastern seaboard stumbled upon the rarest of finds last … Read more
Tiger Mom: “Get into Harvard, then come tell me Happy F#%ing Mother’s Day”
Tiger Moms not impressed by standard Mother’s Day This mother’s day weekend, Yale Law Professor, Amy Chua, co-author of the well-known book, Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mom, … Read more
Hillary Clinton Asks Woman to Throw Second Shoe, Matching Handbag
Shoe-lover Hillary Clinton would like more, please. Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, as everyone knows, had a shoe thrown at her a little less than a month … Read more
Revealed: Modern Science Revolution Led by Band of Deluded Half-Wits
“Fathers of science” found to be nothing but religious nutjobs Modern man, it seems, has been much too generous in his estimation of the supposed “fathers of science.” … Read more
Study: Guns Linked to Gun Violence
People may kill people, but guns help, turns out According to the American Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives, a recent study revealed that, of all crimes … Read more
Guy Who Gives Free Back Rubs Takes ‘Misogynist’ Comment as Compliment
Don’t bother, guys, his free back rubs are only for the ladies. Albert Grohper is a bit handsy. According to a number of coworkers, though they live their … Read more
Russia: Obama Nixing ‘Red Line’ in Favor of ‘Squiggly Doodle’
“Red lines are so harsh and final,” says prez As Ukraine sits on the brink of a full-scale international conflict and Putin debates over whether or not to … Read more
7.5 Million Sign Up for Health Care; Coincidentally, 6 Million Share Biden’s IP Address
Joe Biden deflects praise for amazing health care numbers, saying, “It was nothing, really.” Of the 230 million people over the age of 18 living in America, approximately … Read more
