Apple Cancels iPhone 5, Re-releases Original Palm Pilot
After iPhone troubles, basic palm pilot seen as glitch-free product to reboot company Apple CEO Tim Cook, looking to go in another direction with the company, revealed his … Read more
Jeff Boldt
Kim and Kanye Name Baby ‘North West’ Because ‘Latitude’ and ‘Longitude’ Taken
Kim and Kanye: “At least we didn’t name it ‘North By Northwest’!” Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, forever in the public eye (somewhere between the iris and the … Read more
Eric Holder in New Summer Blockbuster: DOJBall!
A performance by Eric Holder and his all-star cast that America won’t soon forget In theaters now! If you liked Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn’s performance in the … Read more
Deaf 3-Year Old Student Arrested for Bringing Finger-Gun to School
Keeping schools safe: Yet another student arrested Hunter Spanjer, who also goes by “Little John Wayne” or the “Tiny Terminator,” depending on the social situation, became the latest … Read more
The DOJ Probes Itself
Eric Holder’s DOJ to investigate behavior of DOJ Startling information has come to light regarding the Department Of Justice (DOJ) Attorney General Eric Holder’s seizure of months of … Read more
American Youth’s Harrowing Tale: “I Was Locked in a Room and Forced to Read”
It’s tough these days for American youth It’s as disturbing as it is real, which is why many are calling it really disturbing. An American youth, a young … Read more
Anti-Immigration Law Passed; 305 Million to Leave Immediately
New immigration reform bill has farther-reaching implications than anticipated WASHINGTON D.C. — In a historic, and extremely surprising turn of events for the land of the free and … Read more
Ringmaster Carney Helps Turn Obama Scandals into Fun for the Whole Family
Hoping to make Obama scandals disappear with magic In a colorful press conference held at the White House a few days ago, press secretary/circus master Jay Carney lived … Read more
Cute Cat Videos Now a Popular College Major
New viable career path forged by “Cute Cat Video” posters Forbes new Power List of top college majors for 2013 features a new, though unsurprising, field of study: … Read more
A Realists Guide to Goals and Whatever
Goals are fine, but let’s get real about them 1. Set goals. This is probably the most important part in achieving them. 2. If you suck at something, … Read more
