Study: 98% of Internet Users Admit ROFL Just an LOL
“We should have been suspicious from the very beginning,” says expert, regarding overuse of “ROFL” online A new study was released last week detailing various online practices of … Read more
Jeff Boldt
Stars: Human Really Impressing Other Humans Right Now
What are some humans called “stars”? We’ve lived on this planet for thirty-five years now, and though we have easily adopted their mannerisms, assumed their practices, and assimilated … Read more
In Face of Tragedy, Satire Takes Day Off, North Korea Newsfeed Fills in Nicely
Kim Jong-Un good at satire, doesn’t even know what it means In light of recent events in Boston and West, TX, Satire has decided to take a break. … Read more
How to Make Yourself Feel Better if You’re Self-Published
Self-published IS published, after all 1. Burn everything you’ve ever written and don’t ever mention your writing to anyone ever again. Ever. 2. Always mumble the word “self” … Read more
World Health Organization Forced to Admit “No Cure for Crazy”
The WHO (not the band) revealed at a press conference yesterday that they have yet to find a cure for an age-old malady: crazy. After spending the past … Read more
Math Nerd Makes “Less Than” Symbol Her Facebook Profile Pic at Most Inopportune Time
Would Polly be equal to the firestorm her Facebook profile picture created? Polly Gonn, MIT class of 2012, recently updated her Facebook profile picture to one of her … Read more
Jack Nicholson Mistaken for Regular Crazy Old Curmudgeon
This time Jack Nicholson wasn’t actually playing a curmudgeon NEPTUNE CITY, NJ — Silver screen legend Jack Nicholson, best known for his performances in movies such as The … Read more
Miami Heat Streak Ends — PBS Renews Telethon to Raise Awareness for Regular Season
NBA “owes survival” to PBS campaign, says Miami Heat coach Without realizing it, for the past month or so, the world was interested in the NBA’s regular season … Read more
Science on God: Inference to Any Other Explanation the Best
Men like Stephen Hawking have helped introduce us to Science all over again and men like Richard Dawkins have helped us learn to appreciate its grandness and wonder … Read more
Area Control Freak Reports OCD Under Control
OCD no problem for man with a plan Don’t worry everybody–world-wide acclaimed blogger and self-published publisher/self-editor/self-writer/self-artist, Mark Krotzchety (pronounced “Krotzchety”), wants you to know that he’s finally got … Read more
