Kim Jong Un’s New Book: Daddy — The Tenderer Moments
Great book by Kim Jong Un, the greatest son of the greatest leader ever PYONGYANG — Recently, this reporter was given the rare chance to attend a very … Read more
Jeff Boldt
Area Man’s Social Life Not as Impressive as Facebook Page Suggests
Amazingly, this Facebook profile may not be completely truthful To the untrained eye, Brit Crinkler’s profile page on the number one social networking site in the world—Facebook—comes across, … Read more
Top Oscar Moments of 2013
We’ll have to wait until next year for more dreamy Oscar magic. Until then… Well, the Oscars have come and gone and left us all waiting breathlessly (with … Read more
How to Train for the Navy SEALS as a Stay-at-Home Parent
Go from preparing baby meals to preparing for the Navy SEALS AUSTIN, TX — Are you a stay-at-home mom or dad? Do you have dreams of entering an … Read more
Ahmadinejad, Lonely, Creates Social Networking Site for Dictators
New social site big hit with anti-social dictators everywhere TEHRAN, IRAN – For Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, life as a dictator is starting to take its toll. His answer: FASCISTBOOK. … Read more
Obama: Drone Strikes “Not Lip-Synced”
‘Drone strikes deaths performed live’ says prez WASHINGTON D.C. — Following the controversial lip-syncing performance by singing sensation Beyonce Knowles at the inauguration a couple weeks ago, a … Read more
Justin Bieber Seeks Counseling after Suffering from Normal Thoughts
“I’m crazy, I’m nuts. Just the way my brain works. I’m not normal.” — Justin Bieber LONDON, ONTARIO — In a highly publicized press conference yesterday, Scooter Braun, … Read more
Charlie Sheen to Run for President on ‘Winning’ Ticket
Politics: The obvious next move for the silver-tongued Charlie Sheen NEW YORK — In a surprising move yesterday, Adonis Charlie Sheen announced that he would run for POTUS … Read more
