Luis Suarez: The Autobiography
Footballer Luis Suarez on taking a bite out of life In an exclusive extract from his new book, Luis Suarez, the infamous cannibal/soccer player, talks about how the … Read more
John Glynn
David Cameron ‘Attacked’
Jogger insists his attraction to David Cameron was “not political, just deeply sexual” A member of the public who caused a security alert when he bumped into David … Read more
Terrorists with Great P.R: The ISIS Crisis
Hip-Hop production company helps ISIS get down Not just content with being CNN’s favorite topic of discussion, the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) now possess the … Read more
Hip Hop and the Dreaded ‘Flop’
The malady that must not be mentioned in Hip Hop no longer taboo Long before Lil Wayne and Chris Brown were simultaneously picking up the mic and grabbing … Read more
Career Fair Day with ISIS
Surprise recruitment effort at recent Career Fair featured offers of free caps, t-shirts and Facebook pokes The annual Cornell University Career Fair Day provides an opportunity for students … Read more
Donald Chump
Donald Trump, billionaire douchebag, fooled again Donald Trump, the billionaire douchebag, has said he “may sue and severely assault” a Twitter user who fooled him into retweeting a … Read more
Kim Jong-Un Speculation: Undergoing Sex Change?
Could Kim Jong-Un have been unduly influenced by Dennis Rodman? Kim Jong-Un has not made a public appearance for more than three weeks and now some experts have … Read more
Tackling Ebola: A ‘Refreshing’ Cure
Doctor says Sizzurp cure for Ebola should win him the Nobel Prize Dr. Riskee Logan, a medical professional in rural Liberia, has been inundated with Ebola patients. However, … Read more
White House Down, Unannounced Visitor
Unannounced visitor causes stir at White House To get into the White House nowadays, one must be as devious as they are intelligent, right? Wrong. You must be … Read more
Wheeling and Dealing: The Vatican’s Dirty Secret
Using Vatican diplomatic plates as cover This past Tuesday, while performing a routine search of a Vatican car, police made a rather unexpected discovery, one that included a … Read more
