Report: President Trump Offered to Buy Greenland for ‘One Million Dollars!’

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White House insider says Trump got the idea to buy Greenland for ‘one million dollars’ after binge-watching Austin Powers trilogy on Netflix. A report released Friday by the … Read more

Tensions flare Between India and Pakistan as Millennials Embrace Pakistani Pale Ale

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Sales of new beer skyrocket, and tensions flare even higher between traditional rivals. Amid an already fractured relationship in the midst of a nuclear standoff, tensions flare between … Read more

Probe Launched by Justice Department Careens Wildly Out of Control

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Houses were slammed into by a probe that veered wildly off course, say authorities. A probe launched by the Justice Department veered off course and slammed into houses … Read more

State Lottery Taps Opioid Maker to Develop Super-Addictive Lottery Ticket

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With latest move, State Lottery officials hope to completely wipe out ‘pesky’ lower class. CHICAGO β€” In an effort to rid the state of the proletariat and boost … Read more

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