What Was in Andrew Cuomo’s New York Care Package to Trump?
‘Governor Cuomo sent President Trump a care package filled with iconic New York foods.’ – Time Out New York. Sbarro’s pizza Knicks tickets A mariachi band and it’s … Read more
Kristopher Wood
A Taylor Swift Playlist for Trump’s Pandemic Response
“We are never getting back together” – a Taylor Swift playlist to help you deal with Trump’s pandemic response. Jan. 22, 2020: “We have it totally under control. … Read more
Last Train to Clarksville: 2020
The Monkees classic “Last Train to Clarksville” gets updated for the time of COVID-19. Take the last train to Clarksville (I’m sorry, what?) And I’ll meet you at … Read more
Bob Dylan Made Some Quarantine Couscous
A Humor Times exclusive! Bob Dylan shares his recipe for Quarantine Couscous. “I contain multitudes” — Bob Dylan A storm sits on the horizon’s edge. A violent tempest. … Read more
My Own Private Jeopardy
This may be the author’s Private Jeopardy, but you too can play along! Cover up the answers and make your guess, then find out if you’re close. Of … Read more
Vote Smurf No Matter Smurf
If we get another four years of Gargamel, we’re all smurfed: Vote Smurf! I’ll start by smurfing the obvious: Gargamel is a danger to not only Smurf Village, … Read more
COVID at the Bat: a Revised Poem
The outlook wasn’t brilliant for the Miami nine that day, with COVID at the Bat: The Covid tests they took were few, with sixty games to play, And … Read more
Trump or Hemingway?
Quiz: Who do these quotes belong to, Trump or Hemingway? (Answers below.) 1. I DON’T do it for the money. I’ve got enough, much more than I’ll ever … Read more
