A Flag Flying Farce
I am Sam, I am Sam. Sam I am, That Sam I am I do not like that Sam I am I did not hang that flag I … Read more
Lesley Leben
Melania Trump Mistakes Immigration Ceremony for Spa Day
The former first lady arrived at an immigration ceremony wearing a white robe and slippers, ready for spa day. Washington D.C. — Officials at the National Archives Museum … Read more
Melania and Barron Enjoy a Quiet Dinner at Mar-a-Lago
Listen in as Melania and Barron have a traditional Slovenian meal at home, when father’s not around. A plate of veal and buckwheat dumplings, two large sausages, and … Read more
Comedian Mel Brooks Interviews King Charles and Her Majesty the Queen Camilla Parker Bowles
When Mel Brooks interviews Britain’s new King, it’s got to be good. Listen in! Mel Brooks: I have to ask you, Chuck, is it good to be the … Read more
Stormy Daniels Heads to Broadway
Daniels will reportedly play herself in an epic Broadway production about her infamous “transaction” with Donald Trump. Adult film star Stormy Daniels is in talks with Broadway producer, … Read more
Anti-Abortion Activists Lobby to Arm Fetuses
Second Amendment rights should be give to the unborn, say anti-abortion activists. In Georgia, a fetus now qualifies for tax credits and child support and is to be … Read more
Senator Collins Buys Brooklyn Bridge
Breaking news: Maine Senator Susan Collins has purchased the Brooklyn Bridge for an undisclosed sum. Senator Susan Collins from Maine announced today that she had purchased the Brooklyn … Read more
Subpoena: Hell No, Ivanka Won’t Go! Unless…
Ivanka Trump is refusing a subpoena to appear at Congressional hearings. However, our reporter reveals that Ivanka may be persuaded to appear if certain conditions are met. Lawyers … Read more
GOP Senators Unsurprised by McConnell Flip Flop
‘Swigging Mitch’ strikes again with another McConnell flip flop. Mitch McConnell stunned much of the country when he lambasted Trump for inciting the January 6th insurrection, then voted … Read more
Marjorie Taylor Greene Finally Punished by GOP
Kevin McCarthy finally comes down on Marjorie Taylor Greene, in the worst way. After weeks of silence, Kevin McCarthy, the house minority leader, issued a devastating blow to … Read more
