Hobby Lobby to Ban Baby Dolls in Stores
Baby dolls encourage girls to be promiscuous, says devout ‘person’ Hobby Lobby. In a landmark decision, the U.S. Supreme Court has recently ruled that retailer Hobby Lobby is … Read more
Lee Mays
President Obama Makes America Forget About Missing Malaysian Airplane and Kidnapped Nigerian Girls
Jedi mind tricks employed by President Obama? Just a few weeks ago, news about missing Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 and schoolgirls kidnapped in Nigeria dominated the headlines. However, … Read more
Donald Sterling to Release Own Line of Grape Soda
L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling is not deterred Having been banned from the NBA and fined $2.5 million dollars for making racist comments, there is still life left … Read more
KISS to Re-record Classic Albums with New Lineup
A new, fresh KISS may be “wet and sloppy,” but “at least it’s sincere,” says Gene Simmons. On the eve of their induction into the Rock ‘n Roll … Read more
Margie Phelps to Pose for Playboy
Don’t let the daughter of the late Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps’ spread fool you. In a stunning reversal of past actions, Margie J. Phelps, the daughter … Read more
Appalachian Man Doesn’t Need Neck Tattoo
Mowing: Good. Neck Tattoo: Bad. Shane Fannin doesn’t need a neck tattoo to stand out. In fact, he says his unique personality suits him just fine. “I like … Read more
Well-Fed Cat Is Always Hungry
This cat is always hungry – sound familiar? The Elliot family has had their cat Paul for a few years. The family has always taken care of Paul … Read more
Valentine’s Day: Recently Divorced Woman Happy with Cats
Love the one(s) you’re with on Valentine’s Day, be they human or feline! Meet Angela Minter, a recently divorced 43-year-old woman whose husband left her for a much … Read more
Jay Leno Working on 5 Minute Set in Hopes of Getting Booked at First Comedy Open-Mic
“We’ll see if Jay Leno is ready to take it to the next level,” says booker Thursday, February 6 2014 was Jay Leno’s last time hosting NBC’s “Tonight … Read more
Angry Broncos Fan Creates Newer, Better Peyton Manning on Madden 25
New, improved Peyton Manning can beat Seahawks any time Following the Denver Bronco’s blowout loss to the Seattle Seahawks in the Super Bowl, 34-year-old Bronco fan Chad Hall … Read more
