Devil Recruits Trump for President of Satanic Council
“He’s our best chance in millennia to make the world a living hell. And a lot hotter too!” – Mephistopheles, in interview at Devil’s Kingdom studios. HADES – … Read more
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Fox Offers Donald Trump Bill O’Reilly’s Old Job
‘Let’s face it, Donald Trump is the only guy in America who can get away scot free with open sexual harassment.’ – James Murdoch NEW YORK – Fox … Read more
‘President Jesus Trump is Christ our Savior Come Again, at Last!’ – Pat Robertson
God-crazed TV evangelist Pat Robertson announces construction of the First Church of Trump the Messiah, inside Kentucky’s Noah’s Ark facsimile. WILLIAMSTOWN, KY – Televangelist Pat Robertson announced today … Read more
Vertically Challenged Putin Demands World Leaders Greet Him on Their Knees
“‘Heightism’ is a Western bourgeois prejudice that must be addressed.” – Vladimir Putin MOSCOW – The “Kremlin Gremlin” today issued a new policy order demanding that President Trump … Read more
Trump Secretly Negotiating with Putin for Political Asylum in Russia
The FBI’s wiretapped phone records reveal that President Trump is ready to dump Melania, Donald Jr and Eric – but not Ivanka or his money – for asylum … Read more
New Dead Sea Scroll Reveals that Pontius Pilate Recused Himself in Trial of Jesus
King Herod and the Pharisees embarrassed again, as regional Acting Governor (A.G.) washed his hands and recused himself. JERUSALEM – A new and explosive Dead Sea scroll discovered … Read more
Trump Denounces US Constitution as a ‘Fake Document’ Altered by the Lying Press and Hollywood Commies
“The so-called First Amendment and all the other so-called freedoms were rewritten by the dishonest press after the Constitution was stolen by Harvey Cage and his gang in 2004.” … Read more
Betsy DeVos to Lead Christian Educators in 40-Day, 40-Night Death Valley Hike
‘Like Jesus and the Israelites, we shall wander for forty days and forty nights seeking the promised land of educational reform’ – Betsy DeVos NYC — Betsy DeVos, … Read more
