Mary Lago

Mary Lago is a resident of Palm Beach, Florida. She may be rented for $200,000 a night.

‘President Jesus Trump is Christ our Savior Come Again, at Last!’ – Pat Robertson

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God-crazed TV evangelist Pat Robertson announces construction of the First Church of Trump the Messiah, inside Kentucky’s Noah’s Ark facsimile.  WILLIAMSTOWN, KY – Televangelist Pat Robertson announced today … Read more

Vertically Challenged Putin Demands World Leaders Greet Him on Their Knees

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“‘Heightism’ is a Western bourgeois prejudice that must be addressed.” – Vladimir Putin MOSCOW – The “Kremlin Gremlin” today issued a new policy order demanding that President Trump … Read more

New Dead Sea Scroll Reveals that Pontius Pilate Recused Himself in Trial of Jesus

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King Herod and the Pharisees embarrassed again, as regional Acting Governor (A.G.) washed his hands and recused himself. JERUSALEM – A new and explosive Dead Sea scroll discovered … Read more

Trump Denounces US Constitution as a ‘Fake Document’ Altered by the Lying Press and Hollywood Commies

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“The so-called First Amendment and all the other so-called freedoms were rewritten by the dishonest press after the Constitution was stolen by Harvey Cage and his gang in 2004.” … Read more

Betsy DeVos to Lead Christian Educators in 40-Day, 40-Night Death Valley Hike

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‘Like Jesus and the Israelites, we shall wander for forty days and forty nights seeking the promised land of educational reform’ – Betsy DeVos NYC — Betsy DeVos, … Read more

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