Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"! My Life as a Funny Girl is on amazon.com/dp/1733487417 "Living proof you don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"! And yes, this bio is my OBIT too! haha

‘Bacon in Every BLT!’ Campaign Promise Makes Pigs Nervous

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‘Bacon in Every BLT!’ Campaign Promise Makes Pigs Nervous

“A Chicken in Every Pot” was a catchy slogan back in the day – but so is the orgasmic mouth-watering comfort food bacon in a BLT! No one … Read more

SHOCK Treatment: Top 10 Election Day Remedies to Snap Out of It!

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SHOCK Treatment: Top 10 Election Day Remedies to Snap Out of It!

Doctors throw Election Day shock treatment remedies against the wall to see which one sticks! After witnessing the shocking Election Day turn of events, Top Doctors give advice … Read more

Top 10 Phallicies About Arnold Palmer!

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Top 10 Phallicies About Arnold Palmer!

YOU decide what’s the truth vs what are “phallicies” about Golf’s Number 1 Member, Arnold Palmer! You see, some of Donald Trump‘s ‘shower’ fantasies about this Golf Champ … Read more

Last Chance for Republicans to Vote Blue: 12 Steps & No Meetings!

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Last Chance for Republicans to Vote Blue: 12 Steps & No Meetings!

Convincing Republicans to Vote Blue at the last minute requires 12 Steps & a lotta perks! Since I wrote the article How to Tell if Someone’s in a … Read more

America’s Most ‘Useful Idiot’ Gets in a Russian Unemployment Line!

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America’s Most ‘Useful Idiot’ Gets in a Russian Unemployment Line!

It’s November 6, 2024 and “useful idiot” Donald Trump gets in Russia’s Unemployment Line. In my 2017 Humor Times article Russia/U.S. Adjacent — A New Map is Born, … Read more

Trump’s Poll Numbers Are Up, but Who’s Counting?

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Trump’s Poll Numbers Are Up, but Who’s Counting?

New poll numbers may be Trump’s Wet Dream, but there are other ‘counts’ that are funnier! For example, check out these ‘poll numbers’: TRUMP’S RALLY COUNT – Always, always off … Read more

Pushy Trump Usurps Melania, Like He Does Everybody!

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Pushy Trump Usurps Melania, Like He Does Everybody!

Top 10 ways pushy Trump usurps Melania in her new memoir. When pushy Trump throws his weight around like he did at the NATO Summit, it is insulting, … Read more

Top 10 Election Day Bets!

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Top 10 Election Day Bets!

Get your election day bets in! Wagering will take the sting out the 2024 Election… We’re ALL IN anyway! To Play Election Day Bets: Everybody starts with ten … Read more

Laura Loomer Seductively Leans into Trump as Suspicions & Trousers Rise!

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Laura Loomer Seductively Leans into Trump as Suspicions & Trousers Rise!

Top 10 Reasons why conspiracy enthusiast Laura Loomer flies on Trump’s plane & cozies up like she owns the place! Donald Trump says Laura Loomer is a free … Read more

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