Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"! My Life as a Funny Girl is on amazon.com/dp/1733487417 "Living proof you don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"! And yes, this bio is my OBIT too! haha

If You Want to Make God Laugh, Mess with His Sun – In His Own Words

By Marilyn Sands, March 26, 2022March 26, 2022

Make God Laugh: God’s satirical reaction to the end of America’s Daylight Saving Time The U.S. Senate just passed the ‘Sunshine Protection Act’ Bill & it now goes … Read more

Two Cheesy Lab Mice Ponder Apres Covid Status and Go to the Movies – Pt. 5!

By Marilyn Sands, March 24, 2022July 22, 2022

Two well-probed Lab Mice in a Apres Covid study go to the movies while waiting for the other piece of cheese to drop! #5 (next to last): Apres … Read more

Crazy Like a Fox? Or Just Batsh*t Crazy?

By Marilyn Sands, March 12, 2022March 12, 2022

‘Vlad the Terrible’ will go down in hiss-tory with this Top 10 in the footnotes! Clues that convince me he’s not “Crazy Like a Fox,” just Crackers! C’mon … Read more

Top Ten Classified Secrets Trump Gave Putin

By Marilyn Sands, March 2, 2022

Even with Trump’s ‘Perfect Phone Calls’, he must’ve shared classified secrets during Pillow Talk! Yes, we cringe to think what secrets Donald Trump gave Vladimir Putin, but since … Read more

Hands-On News Anchor Chris Cuomo Doesn’t Do Lunch!

By Marilyn Sands, February 17, 2022July 22, 2022

Former CNN TV News Anchor Chris Cuomo gives us a little titillating ‘Wag the Dog’ sex romp to ease our Ukraine angst! Yes, it’s ‘Quid Pro Cuomo’ time again … Read more

Photos Don’t Lie: Jim Jordan Has His Funny Kodak Moments!

By Marilyn Sands, February 9, 2022February 17, 2022

Let’s peek into Rep. Jim Jordan’s funny Kodak moments photo album, where the captions wrote themselves! The first of Jordan’s funny Kodak moments I call “THE THREE AMIGOS … Read more

Ivanka Pleads Insanity Before Jan 6th Select Committee Can Even Send Invite

By Marilyn Sands, February 7, 2022June 7, 2023

Listen in to a practice Select Committee interview Ivanka Trump agreed to before she opted for a slap on the wrist & to be sent to her room! … Read more

Predicting Trump’s Waterloo & How It’s Gonna Go Down

By Marilyn Sands, January 17, 2022

Karma, Split Ends & Irritable Bowel finally reared its ugly head, and here’s how Trump’s Waterloo is gonna happen! For years we watched in horror & disbelief as … Read more

Year End Report: Top 10 Things That DIDN’T HAPPEN Since Covid!

By Marilyn Sands, December 30, 2021December 29, 2021

Year End Report: Besides a Baby Boom, CVS Quickie Divorces & Stuttering Jim Jordan’s pants-on-fire – here’s ten more things that didn’t happen since Covid! Okay, sometimes Confucius … Read more

Mark Meadows Texts Exposé: What Else Did Donald Trump Jr. Not Tell His Father?

By Marilyn Sands, December 18, 2021

We all know about Don Jr’s text to Mark Meadows with a message for his dad – but that wasn’t the first time! We now all know that … Read more