Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"! My Life as a Funny Girl is on amazon.com/dp/1733487417 "Living proof you don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"! And yes, this bio is my OBIT too! haha

Trials & Tabulations of Two Cheesy Lab Mice Trying to Save the World #3

By Marilyn Sands, March 3, 2021

In cages 6 feet apart, two lab mice trying to save the world in a Coronavirus trial study compare notes during some down time! Meet VINNIE Verman & … Read more

Trump Taking Credit for Mars Landing, Gives 10 Reasons Why!

By Marilyn Sands, February 19, 2021

In another galaxy far, far away, or Mar-a-Lago… former President Donald Trump just can’t resist taking credit and claiming ownership of inner or outer space! 10. IT TOOK … Read more

Trump’s Impeachment Trial Attorney: I Got Nothin’!

By Marilyn Sands, February 12, 2021February 12, 2021

Two brilliant yesteryear Comics parody Donald Trump’s 2nd Impeachment Trial Defense Attorneys, jibber jabber who come up with *Bupkis! *Bupkis: Democrats chances of winning this impeachment trial… but … Read more

Last Night I Dreamt I Went Out Naked!

By Marilyn Sands, February 8, 2021February 8, 2021

‘Dreams Anonymous’ has it all wrong – I am not a 34 Long! I’m a 36 Long! Geez! Yes, in my dream I walked out of the house … Read more

Trump: ‘We’ll Be Back in Some Form!’ – Beauty & the Beast?

By Marilyn Sands, January 23, 2021January 23, 2021

Be careful what you wish for – you too might end up in a Disney Parody! Donald Trump’s daunting parting words on exiting Washington about being “back in … Read more

Donald Who? Help Me Exorcise Old Trump Quotes from My Head!

By Marilyn Sands, January 21, 2021

At wits end, I’m finally ridding myself of Trump’s Daily Word Salad, including all the Old Trump Quotes! Frankly, after writing 5 years worth of Trump satire…I need … Read more

America’s Colonic Cleansing Apres Trump!

By Marilyn Sands, January 8, 2021January 8, 2021

In effect, with this long overdue colonic cleansing, we’ll be giving Trump the ol’ heave ho! Come back here – this is a celebration! Let’s get this party started – … Read more

2021 or Bust: This Will Be the First Year I Don’t Need to…

By Marilyn Sands, December 29, 2020December 29, 2020

2021 or Bust: Other than Claustrophobia & Barnacles – think of this new free time as simplifying your life! As strange as it may seem, there are advantages … Read more

How You Can Tell You’re Depressed During COVID: Top 10

By Marilyn Sands, December 23, 2020December 22, 2020

Come back here! Here’s your 10 chances to laugh during COVID, and then you’re on your own! Here’s my Top 10 clues to tell if you’re depressed during … Read more

Our Normal & New Normal in Song Titles #2

By Marilyn Sands, December 11, 2020January 26, 2021

Singing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged – but take off your mask first & belt out the New Normal in song! Up is down, down is up … Read more