Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"! My Life as a Funny Girl is on amazon.com/dp/1733487417 "Living proof you don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"! And yes, this bio is my OBIT too! haha

Top 10 Reasons Why I, Donald Trump, Will Not Accept the Election Results

By Marilyn Sands, August 22, 2020

It’s no surprise Donald Trump won’t accept the election results or leave the White House, with his toothbrush & Dippity Do & here’s his Top 10 reasons (in … Read more

Text Messaging G-d: #2 – Kamala!

By Marilyn Sands, August 21, 2020August 20, 2020

Peek over my shoulder for my#2 satirical convo with the Man Upstairs about the man in the White House who carries a bible as far as across the … Read more

Text Messaging G-d: Who Knew He Didn’t Like Emojis?

By Marilyn Sands, August 11, 2020August 10, 2020

A satirical peek at my text messaging convo with the Man Upstairs about the Man in the White House who carries a Bible as far as across the … Read more

Top 10 Things I, Donald Trump, Left for Biden: 1/20/21

By Marilyn Sands, August 5, 2020August 5, 2020

The world was waiting for this day… and now, for some wishful thinking! Somewhere in Time: Washington, D.C. Well, all the worry over Trump not leaving the White … Read more

Trump’s TOP 10 Commandments

By Marilyn Sands, July 29, 2020

TOP 10 Commandments: Trump is no Moses but please G-d – there’s got to be an Exodus! While skimming my Bible & satirically pondering our unrelenting Plague & … Read more

What Trump DIDN’T Say on Chris Wallace Interview: Top 10

By Marilyn Sands, July 26, 2020April 21, 2021

I watched it & so did you! Finally, Chris Wallace of Fox News gave us a true glimpse into the tortured mind of our American President. Watching the … Read more

Who Else Did Donald Trump ‘Wish Well’?

By Marilyn Sands, July 25, 2020July 25, 2020

Trump’s sainted mother always told him to eat his peas, read his Corinthians & wish people well. Now, Anthony Scaramucci & well, anybody with a pulse, thinks that … Read more

Will Trump Ace This Next Cognitive Test? Top Ten

By Marilyn Sands, July 11, 2020March 10, 2021

The first Cognitive Test was a walk in the park for this stable genius, but can he ace this one? It’s been rumored that Donald Trump did take … Read more

First Lady’s Daily Briefing Reveal: Top Ten

By Marilyn Sands, July 7, 2020July 7, 2020

Yes, Melania Trump got her warnings – also ‘not verified’! Just like the President who sometimes gets his PDB every morning – 1st Lady Melania Trump received a … Read more

Ending It All: Bunker Election Night Blues

By Marilyn Sands, June 30, 2020

Unlike other infamous couples in history sealing their fate by ending it all – this twosome left a transcript! Being that ending it all is an option, Donald … Read more