Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"! My Life as a Funny Girl is on amazon.com/dp/1733487417 "Living proof you don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"! And yes, this bio is my OBIT too! haha

John Bolton White House Tell-all Book Reveal: Top Ten

By Marilyn Sands, June 18, 2020June 18, 2020

While former National Security Advisor John Bolton’s new book “It Happened in This Room: a White House Memoir” is a #1 Best Seller in Pre-Sales – Donald Trump … Read more

Giving Donald Trump His Props: Top Ten

By Marilyn Sands, June 2, 2020

For 3 1/2 years we watched in indignation & ire – so it’s time to give Donald Trump his props! IKE had his medals, FDR had his cigarette … Read more

Why Trump & Other Men Won’t Wear One

By Marilyn Sands, May 17, 2020

‘Getting it on’ means different things to different people… even in the White House! MELANIA Hon, you have to wear one! DONALD You know I don’t like to. … Read more

Wishful Thinking & Satire in the Covid Era: Trump Gets Bad News

By Marilyn Sands, May 15, 2020May 15, 2020

Trump gets bad news, despite his wishful thinking. GROUPTHINK: Where the First Amendment & Comedic License meet! DOC Donald, you’re Positive. DONALD TRUMP You bet – I’m a … Read more

Our Normal & New Normal in Song Titles

By Marilyn Sands, May 11, 2020

Singing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged – but take off your mask first and belt out these “New Normal” songs! Up is down, down is up — … Read more

Trump’s Cry for Help: The Insanity Defense

By Marilyn Sands, April 22, 2020April 22, 2020

Little did we know Donald Trump played a fool for the 25th Amendment get-out-of-jail loophole (the Insanity Defense)! Never really wanting the presidency & beleaguered by his own … Read more

The (Satirical) Trump Overthrow Coup!

By Marilyn Sands, March 25, 2020March 25, 2020

The cooped-up American people have spoken & Mitch McConnell has responded! Listen in as he and his cohorts plan a Trump overthrow! When our Savior, Dr. Anthony Fauci … Read more

Dr. Anthony Fauci – Our Little Old Italian Shoe Cobbler

By Marilyn Sands, March 15, 2020June 26, 2023

With deep respect, I satirically envision Immune Scientist & Man of the hour, Dr. Anthony Fauci – as a sweet, little old Italian Shoe Cobbler in his … Read more

Trump’s Graceful Early Exit Plans: Top 11

By Marilyn Sands, March 10, 2020March 10, 2020

Avoiding the shame of a low turnout in November & Joe Biden breathing down his neck, Trump plans an early exit while keeping his ego in check. Here … Read more