Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"! My Life as a Funny Girl is on amazon.com/dp/1733487417 "Living proof you don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"! And yes, this bio is my OBIT too! haha

Text Messaging G-d: #2 – Kamala!

By Marilyn Sands, August 21, 2020August 20, 2020

Peek over my shoulder for my#2 satirical convo with the Man Upstairs about the man in the White House who carries a bible as far as across the … Read more

Text Messaging G-d: Who Knew He Didn’t Like Emojis?

By Marilyn Sands, August 11, 2020August 10, 2020

A satirical peek at my text messaging convo with the Man Upstairs about the Man in the White House who carries a Bible as far as across the … Read more

Top 10 Things I, Donald Trump, Left for Biden: 1/20/21

By Marilyn Sands, August 5, 2020August 5, 2020

The world was waiting for this day… and now, for some wishful thinking! Somewhere in Time: Washington, D.C. Well, all the worry over Trump not leaving the White … Read more

Trump’s TOP 10 Commandments

By Marilyn Sands, July 29, 2020

TOP 10 Commandments: Trump is no Moses but please G-d – there’s got to be an Exodus! While skimming my Bible & satirically pondering our unrelenting Plague & … Read more

What Trump DIDN’T Say on Chris Wallace Interview: Top 10

By Marilyn Sands, July 26, 2020April 21, 2021

I watched it & so did you! Finally, Chris Wallace of Fox News gave us a true glimpse into the tortured mind of our American President. Watching the … Read more

Who Else Did Donald Trump ‘Wish Well’?

By Marilyn Sands, July 25, 2020July 25, 2020

Trump’s sainted mother always told him to eat his peas, read his Corinthians & wish people well. Now, Anthony Scaramucci & well, anybody with a pulse, thinks that … Read more

Will Trump Ace This Next Cognitive Test? Top Ten

By Marilyn Sands, July 11, 2020March 10, 2021

The first Cognitive Test was a walk in the park for this stable genius, but can he ace this one? It’s been rumored that Donald Trump did take … Read more

First Lady’s Daily Briefing Reveal: Top Ten

By Marilyn Sands, July 7, 2020July 7, 2020

Yes, Melania Trump got her warnings – also ‘not verified’! Just like the President who sometimes gets his PDB every morning – 1st Lady Melania Trump received a … Read more

Ending It All: Bunker Election Night Blues

By Marilyn Sands, June 30, 2020

Unlike other infamous couples in history sealing their fate by ending it all – this twosome left a transcript! Being that ending it all is an option, Donald … Read more

John Bolton White House Tell-all Book Reveal: Top Ten

By Marilyn Sands, June 18, 2020June 18, 2020

While former National Security Advisor John Bolton’s new book “It Happened in This Room: a White House Memoir” is a #1 Best Seller in Pre-Sales – Donald Trump … Read more