Whitaker’s Witticisms
Whitaker takes the podium, and a star is born. A Star is Born… Who knew when Donald Trump chose Matthew Whitaker as the Acting Attorney General that he … Read more
Marilyn Sands
The Trump Family Intervention
With heavy hearts, the Trump kids gathered this week in a secret location for an emergency Trump family intervention — and I just happened to get my hands … Read more
Getting My Just Desserts: Diet Myths Debunked
Okay, Trump made me fat! I didn’t tell anyone but last December 31st, I started my ‘Eat a Different Dessert Every Day for a Year’ project – just … Read more
Me vs Andy Borowitz: A Satire Showdown
Gonna grab my spit bucket & let’s rumble, Mr Andy Borowitz… I’m mad as hell & not gonna take it anymore & now I say, ‘Game is on’! … Read more
Coming of Age on Christmas Day
Somewhere in time on Christmas Day… On Christmas day, I got my Period… for the 1st time! Being Jewish, I didn’t know what to think of it! Wrong house, Santa? I suspect … Read more
Nixon’s Waterloo… My American Scandal
My Nixon story – how I handled our American scandal while in London in 1974. In London – don’t order the Spotted Dick… my almost International Incident! Enticed … Read more
How I Got a Ticket Speed Dating
Speed Dating is not half bad – here’s my take on it. By the way – I hate that saying ‘You have to talk to a lot of Frogs … Read more
Lies of Biblical Proportions
Lies of Biblical Proportions: “Someday they may even have the first ‘King of Lies’ – you know, ‘The Lyin’ King’…” ‘I love you’ was the 1st lie told by … Read more
What’s that in Rubles?
A U.S. Game Show with Russian Contestants: What’s that in Rubles? Come on down – Boris, Igor, Katya! I’m your Host… Wink Kavanaughski Buzzers ready? What gets you … Read more
Top 10 Positive Things Trump Did for Americans on Nov. 6th
Top 10 Positive Things Trump Did on Election Day… 10 and only 10… 10. Got us all out of the house on a freakin’ Tuesday! 9. Got Bill … Read more
