Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"! My Life as a Funny Girl is on amazon.com/dp/1733487417 "Living proof you don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"! And yes, this bio is my OBIT too! haha

I Know Frick & Frack and You, Donald Trump, Are No Frickin’ Frack!

By Marilyn Sands, March 8, 2019

Comedy is hard, Lying is easy! Frick & Frack could tell you that! As a former 80’s Stand-Up Comic & Comedy Writer starting out in Washington DC, I … Read more

Could Donald Trump Be a Flight Risk?

By Marilyn Sands, March 5, 2019

If Trump runs away for a little thing like Congressional hearings, is he a flight risk when Mueller submits his report? Am I the only one who thinks … Read more

Gobbledygook: Trump Talks Turkey in the Rose Garden

By Marilyn Sands, February 22, 2019February 22, 2019

His Rose Garden “Emergency” speech was all over the place, as Trump talks turkey — again. Geez, November has come & gone & we’re still hearing Jive Turkey! That’s right … Read more

Trump Loots America: Before the Fall

By Marilyn Sands, February 8, 2019February 10, 2019

Jeff Bezos: ‘Trump can go to hell & yes, Free Shipping!’ Back in the 90’s, while living in my hometown of Maryland, I was pushing a grocery cart … Read more

Whitaker’s Witticisms

By Marilyn Sands, January 30, 2019January 30, 2019

Whitaker takes the podium, and a star is born. A Star is Born… Who knew when Donald Trump chose Matthew Whitaker as the Acting Attorney General that he … Read more

The Trump Family Intervention

By Marilyn Sands, January 11, 2019

With heavy hearts, the Trump kids gathered this week in a secret location for an emergency Trump family intervention — and I just happened to get my hands … Read more

Getting My Just Desserts: Diet Myths Debunked

By Marilyn Sands, December 30, 2018January 1, 2019

Okay, Trump made me fat! I didn’t tell anyone but last December 31st, I started my ‘Eat a Different Dessert Every Day for a Year’ project – just … Read more

Me vs Andy Borowitz: A Satire Showdown

By Marilyn Sands, December 28, 2018December 28, 2018

Gonna grab my spit bucket & let’s rumble, Mr Andy Borowitz… I’m mad as hell & not gonna take it anymore & now I say, ‘Game is on’! … Read more

Coming of Age on Christmas Day

By Marilyn Sands, December 20, 2018

Somewhere in time on Christmas Day… On Christmas day, I got my Period… for the 1st time! Being Jewish, I didn’t know what to think of it! Wrong house, Santa? I suspect … Read more

Nixon’s Waterloo… My American Scandal

By Marilyn Sands, December 10, 2018

My Nixon story – how I handled our American scandal while in London in 1974. In London – don’t order the Spotted Dick… my almost International Incident! Enticed … Read more