Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"! My Life as a Funny Girl is on amazon.com/dp/1733487417 "Living proof you don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"! And yes, this bio is my OBIT too! haha

‘Wag the Dog’ – Trump’s Halftime Entertainment

By Marilyn Sands, May 19, 2019May 19, 2019

When in doubt, start a war! I hate to brag, but my two dogs have a sixth sense about the inner impulses of our president, even before we … Read more

May Day! May Day! Landing the Plane for Trump

By Marilyn Sands, May 5, 2019

Attorney General William Barr is all about ‘landing the plane.’ Straight from his jeering Senate Judiciary Committee Hearing on the Mueller Report: Attorney General William Barr joins President … Read more

If You Can’t Stand the Heat… Get Out of the White House

By Marilyn Sands, April 24, 2019April 24, 2019

“We’ll always have Mar-a-Lago”… Heard on Air Force One after the release of the redacted Mueller Report: MELANIA So, how was your day? DONALD Shut up. MELANIA Tonight, … Read more

Top 10 Reasons Why I, Yujing Zhang, Came to Mar-a-Lago Without a Bathing Suit

By Marilyn Sands, April 9, 2019April 9, 2019

The further adventures of the Dung Dynasty… A 32-year-old mysterious Chinese woman was able to gain access to Mar-a-Lago with a bagful of Malware technology & insisted she … Read more

Top 10 Excuses George Washington’s AG Gave the Town Crier

By Marilyn Sands, March 29, 2019

Mueller III has his Barr – Mueller the 1st had a Town Crier… aka ‘The Fixer’ Not too many people know that President George Washington was brought up … Read more

I Know Frick & Frack and You, Donald Trump, Are No Frickin’ Frack!

By Marilyn Sands, March 8, 2019

Comedy is hard, Lying is easy! Frick & Frack could tell you that! As a former 80’s Stand-Up Comic & Comedy Writer starting out in Washington DC, I … Read more

Could Donald Trump Be a Flight Risk?

By Marilyn Sands, March 5, 2019

If Trump runs away for a little thing like Congressional hearings, is he a flight risk when Mueller submits his report? Am I the only one who thinks … Read more

Gobbledygook: Trump Talks Turkey in the Rose Garden

By Marilyn Sands, February 22, 2019February 22, 2019

His Rose Garden “Emergency” speech was all over the place, as Trump talks turkey — again. Geez, November has come & gone & we’re still hearing Jive Turkey! That’s right … Read more

Trump Loots America: Before the Fall

By Marilyn Sands, February 8, 2019February 10, 2019

Jeff Bezos: ‘Trump can go to hell & yes, Free Shipping!’ Back in the 90’s, while living in my hometown of Maryland, I was pushing a grocery cart … Read more

Whitaker’s Witticisms

By Marilyn Sands, January 30, 2019January 30, 2019

Whitaker takes the podium, and a star is born. A Star is Born… Who knew when Donald Trump chose Matthew Whitaker as the Acting Attorney General that he … Read more