Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"! My Life as a Funny Girl is on amazon.com/dp/1733487417 "Living proof you don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"! And yes, this bio is my OBIT too! haha

How I Got a Ticket Speed Dating

By Marilyn Sands, December 3, 2018

Speed Dating is not half bad – here’s my take on it. By the way – I hate that saying ‘You have to talk to a lot of Frogs … Read more

Lies of Biblical Proportions

By Marilyn Sands, December 1, 2018

Lies of Biblical Proportions: “Someday they may even have the first ‘King of Lies’ – you know, ‘The Lyin’ King’…” ‘I love you’ was the 1st lie told by … Read more

What’s that in Rubles?

By Marilyn Sands, November 17, 2018

A U.S. Game Show with Russian Contestants: What’s that in Rubles? Come on down – Boris, Igor, Katya! I’m your Host… Wink Kavanaughski Buzzers ready? What gets you … Read more

Top 10 Positive Things Trump Did for Americans on Nov. 6th

By Marilyn Sands, November 9, 2018

Top 10 Positive Things Trump Did on Election Day… 10 and only 10… 10. Got us all out of the house on a freakin’ Tuesday! 9. Got Bill … Read more

Alec Baldwin Scuffles, Settles Trumped-Up Charges

By Marilyn Sands, November 6, 2018November 15, 2023

Through osmosis (or a chemical imbalance), Actor Alec Baldwin once again proved he channeled Donald Trump too well. And just like Trump, a consummate actor, Alec Baldwin lived … Read more

PEEPS Anonymous

By Marilyn Sands, November 4, 2018

Buy Peeps in packs of 4, 12 or ‘Invasion’! No, this is not about ‘too many Facebook friends’ it’s about ‘Peeps’ – the luscious marshmallow confection I sink … Read more

Black Comedy Spoof: ‘Weekend at bin Bernie’s’

By Marilyn Sands, October 24, 2018

Black comedy movie renamed: “Weekend at bin Bernie’s & the missing pieces of Khashoggi” & the missing pieces of Khashoggi Satirically speaking this is not a laughing matter, … Read more

Smitten, Trump Hires Kanye at Lunch

By Marilyn Sands, October 16, 2018

Trump wants Kanye in his cabinet …& for possible dinner & dancing. JUST IN: After a picnic lunch date for two in the Oval, President Trump was so … Read more

That Face… That Kavanaugh Sneering FFFFFace!

By Marilyn Sands, October 8, 2018

What’s with that Kavanaugh sneering face? I’ve seen it, you’ve seen it; we’ve all seen it over & over – that image where the Judge looks like he’s … Read more

I’ll take ‘Immunity’ for 500, Alex

By Marilyn Sands, October 1, 2018

Playing the TV game show ‘Jeopardy,’ the contestants take “Immunity.” Tonight, playing the TV Game Show ‘Jeopardy’ in the Trump/Russia/Thing edition are 3 lucky contestants. The winner gets … Read more