Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"! My Life as a Funny Girl is on amazon.com/dp/1733487417 "Living proof you don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"! And yes, this bio is my OBIT too! haha

Alec Baldwin Scuffles, Settles Trumped-Up Charges

By Marilyn Sands, November 6, 2018November 15, 2023

Through osmosis (or a chemical imbalance), Actor Alec Baldwin once again proved he channeled Donald Trump too well. And just like Trump, a consummate actor, Alec Baldwin lived … Read more

PEEPS Anonymous

By Marilyn Sands, November 4, 2018

Buy Peeps in packs of 4, 12 or ‘Invasion’! No, this is not about ‘too many Facebook friends’ it’s about ‘Peeps’ – the luscious marshmallow confection I sink … Read more

Black Comedy Spoof: ‘Weekend at bin Bernie’s’

By Marilyn Sands, October 24, 2018

Black comedy movie renamed: “Weekend at bin Bernie’s & the missing pieces of Khashoggi” & the missing pieces of Khashoggi Satirically speaking this is not a laughing matter, … Read more

Smitten, Trump Hires Kanye at Lunch

By Marilyn Sands, October 16, 2018

Trump wants Kanye in his cabinet …& for possible dinner & dancing. JUST IN: After a picnic lunch date for two in the Oval, President Trump was so … Read more

That Face… That Kavanaugh Sneering FFFFFace!

By Marilyn Sands, October 8, 2018

What’s with that Kavanaugh sneering face? I’ve seen it, you’ve seen it; we’ve all seen it over & over – that image where the Judge looks like he’s … Read more

I’ll take ‘Immunity’ for 500, Alex

By Marilyn Sands, October 1, 2018

Playing the TV game show ‘Jeopardy,’ the contestants take “Immunity.” Tonight, playing the TV Game Show ‘Jeopardy’ in the Trump/Russia/Thing edition are 3 lucky contestants. The winner gets … Read more

Help Wanted: Sky Writer – Must Love Small Words

By Marilyn Sands, September 27, 2018

In my quest to find jobs in the airline industry without having an actual license to fly, here’s the latest… No Dyslexics or latent Tourette’s please… the sky … Read more

‘Trump Found Guilty’ – Too Soon?

By Marilyn Sands, September 25, 2018September 25, 2018

With Bob Mueller on the job, we all expect to see the headline ‘Trump Found Guilty’ eventually, but it’s hard to be patient! There I go, jumping the … Read more

Premature Evacuation: Exit Seat Employment

By Marilyn Sands, September 20, 2018September 20, 2018

Sitting at the Exit Seat should be a paid position. I’m not talkin’ a fly by night deal – I mean a real job with Layovers in Barstow, … Read more

The Failing Donald Trump Hires a Posse

By Marilyn Sands, September 17, 2018

The failing Donald Trump and his desperate posse. And, why not? He calls every Newspaper, Business or Person ‘failing’ right before he tears into them fighting for his … Read more