Deconstructing Presidential Campaigns… One Corn Dog at a time!
Q: How do you eat a corn dog in Iowa without it being on the cover of ‘Whips & Chains’? Starting with George Washington – yes, you can … Read more
Marilyn Sands
Mrs. Mueller’s Wonkish Bedroom Tapes – Unredacted!
Special Counsel Mueller proves he has a way with words in the bedroom: We have an exclusive on the Unredacted Bedroom Tapes!… Even in the heat of passion … Read more
The Smoking Gun: Duh… The Pee-Pee Tapes!
This writer took it upon herself to go get the “pee-pee tapes” to help Pelosi finally get moving. Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi’s quest to wait for … Read more
What’s REALLY Trump’s ‘I’ WORD?
White House Rose-Garden-Trump-Interpreters have given up – so here’s your chance to crack the code… What’s really Trump’s ‘I’ Word? Everyone thinks it’s Impeachment; but Talking Heads, Twitterers & unlicensed Mind … Read more
‘Wag the Dog’ – Trump’s Halftime Entertainment
When in doubt, start a war! I hate to brag, but my two dogs have a sixth sense about the inner impulses of our president, even before we … Read more
May Day! May Day! Landing the Plane for Trump
Attorney General William Barr is all about ‘landing the plane.’ Straight from his jeering Senate Judiciary Committee Hearing on the Mueller Report: Attorney General William Barr joins President … Read more
If You Can’t Stand the Heat… Get Out of the White House
“We’ll always have Mar-a-Lago”… Heard on Air Force One after the release of the redacted Mueller Report: MELANIA So, how was your day? DONALD Shut up. MELANIA Tonight, … Read more
Top 10 Reasons Why I, Yujing Zhang, Came to Mar-a-Lago Without a Bathing Suit
The further adventures of the Dung Dynasty… A 32-year-old mysterious Chinese woman was able to gain access to Mar-a-Lago with a bagful of Malware technology & insisted she … Read more
Top 10 Excuses George Washington’s AG Gave the Town Crier
Mueller III has his Barr – Mueller the 1st had a Town Crier… aka ‘The Fixer’ Not too many people know that President George Washington was brought up … Read more
I Know Frick & Frack and You, Donald Trump, Are No Frickin’ Frack!
Comedy is hard, Lying is easy! Frick & Frack could tell you that! As a former 80’s Stand-Up Comic & Comedy Writer starting out in Washington DC, I … Read more
