Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"! My Life as a Funny Girl is on amazon.com/dp/1733487417 "Living proof you don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"! And yes, this bio is my OBIT too! haha

Crazytowners’ Letter to American Voters

By Marilyn Sands, September 11, 2018

September 4, 2018 Dear American Voters, After reading what we said in Bob Woodward’s new book, Fear: Trump’s White House, we Generals, Cabinet, Lawyers, Advisers, Aides, Chef, Calligrapher … Read more

America’s Colonic Cleansing Après Trump

By Marilyn Sands, September 4, 2018September 4, 2018

Monty Python Rubbery-legged & wobbly like newly hatched chicks; out we’ll come into a brand new world free of Trump, Inc. There will be that time; I promise … Read more

“Top Intel Topples Trump” meets “The Caine Mutiny”

By Marilyn Sands, August 22, 2018August 22, 2018

Top Guns in the White House Briefing Room showed signs of shifted loyalty & dusted off the plank… Genre: Political Madcap Thriller “Whose Logline is it anyway”? In … Read more

In Over His Head and Under Senate House Arrest

By Marilyn Sands, August 19, 2018

Donald Trump is in over his head, and ought to be under Senate House Arrest. Just like the character Chauncey Gardiner played by Peter Sellers in the 1979 … Read more

Giulaini: ‘Nothing to See Here, Just a 2nd Trump Tower Meeting’

By Marilyn Sands, August 7, 2018August 7, 2018

It doesn’t count, says Rudy, because it wasn’t in Trump Tower! Rudy explained, ‘Okay, it wasn’t held in the cushy New York Trump Tower – but in New … Read more

Helsinki Summit 2 Hour Transcript Found on eBay

By Marilyn Sands, July 31, 2018

Who said there isn’t a transcript of the Trump/Putin Helsinki Summit? You’d be surprised at all the ‘down time’ on it! I happened to find this on eBay … Read more

‘I Wish I Could Quit You’ – Trump to Vlad… Minus the Cojones

By Marilyn Sands, July 29, 2018

And, 9 other Goodbyes Trump wishes he could say to Putin: 9. “IT’S NOT ME, IT’S YOU!” 8. “TRUST ME, I WOULDN’T FIT WELL IN A GULAG!” 7. … Read more

Covfefe – The Nuclear Code Word Trump Couldn’t Remember

By Marilyn Sands, July 20, 2018

Trump wanted to end it all, but couldn’t remember the secret nuclear code word! Little did the world know that on May 31, 2017, President Donald J. Trump … Read more

The Untimely Death of Donald Trump

By Marilyn Sands, July 2, 2018July 2, 2018

Former President Donald Trump passed away peacefully at age 104 with his 4th wife, Kim Kardasian, by his side. Back to the Future June 14, 1946 – June … Read more

In 2020, Who Will Be Our 45th President?

By Marilyn Sands, May 24, 2018

Erase Number 45? Sure… It’s time for a new 45th President! What – erase Number 45? Well, yes – Excommunication, or at the very least… a Scarlet T! That’s right – … Read more