Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"! My Life as a Funny Girl is on amazon.com/dp/1733487417 "Living proof you don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"! And yes, this bio is my OBIT too! haha

‘I Wish I Could Quit You’ – Trump to Vlad… Minus the Cojones

By Marilyn Sands, July 29, 2018

And, 9 other Goodbyes Trump wishes he could say to Putin: 9. “IT’S NOT ME, IT’S YOU!” 8. “TRUST ME, I WOULDN’T FIT WELL IN A GULAG!” 7. … Read more

Covfefe – The Nuclear Code Word Trump Couldn’t Remember

By Marilyn Sands, July 20, 2018

Trump wanted to end it all, but couldn’t remember the secret nuclear code word! Little did the world know that on May 31, 2017, President Donald J. Trump … Read more

The Untimely Death of Donald Trump

By Marilyn Sands, July 2, 2018July 2, 2018

Former President Donald Trump passed away peacefully at age 104 with his 4th wife, Kim Kardasian, by his side. Back to the Future June 14, 1946 – June … Read more

In 2020, Who Will Be Our 45th President?

By Marilyn Sands, May 24, 2018

Erase Number 45? Sure… It’s time for a new 45th President! What – erase Number 45? Well, yes – Excommunication, or at the very least… a Scarlet T! That’s right – … Read more

Sleepless in the White House: Saying Prayers with Hannity

By Marilyn Sands, May 18, 2018May 29, 2020

The president likes to talk late at night with the Fox News host: is he saying his prayers with Hannity? “GOODNIGHT DONNY.” “GOODNIGHT SEANY.” New York Magazine tells … Read more

On Hannity, Giuliani Takes the Cannoli

By Marilyn Sands, May 6, 2018

A hotel telemarketer catches ‘Chief Loose-Lips-Much-Teeth’ in another weak moment. After a special appearance on Sean Hannity’s Cable TV Show, Rudy Giuliani & his wife enjoy a quiet … Read more

Stormy’s 60 Minutes of Fame – With ‘Going Rate’ Fees

By Marilyn Sands, April 22, 2018April 23, 2018

What was Stormy really thinking during her 60 Minutes interview? You saw the show – c’mon, you know you did! But, you didn’t see what Stormy Daniels was really thinking during … Read more

‘Waiting for Mueller’… a Tragicomedy

By Marilyn Sands, April 11, 2018August 26, 2022

A tragicomedy — with apologies to playwright Samuel Beckett. The story in which 2 characters, Vladimir & Donald, wait for the arrival of someone named Mueller who never … Read more

I Felt the Earth Move… While on an On-Line Dating Site

By Marilyn Sands, April 8, 2018March 19, 2019

Yesterday, California’s Earthquake gave this single a tingle and a wake-up call to speed-up the dating process… What was I doing when I felt the 5.3 earthquake in … Read more

Trump Battered, Ty Cobb Plays Ball

By Marilyn Sands, April 4, 2018April 4, 2018

Ty Cobb promises a ‘Home Run;’ but will settle for ‘a Walk’ if Mueller will accept 2 Tickets behind 1st Base… As a lawyer, this Ty Cobb must be thinking … Read more