Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"! My Life as a Funny Girl is on amazon.com/dp/1733487417 "Living proof you don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"! And yes, this bio is my OBIT too! haha

‘Trump Found Guilty’ – Too Soon?

By Marilyn Sands, September 25, 2018September 25, 2018

With Bob Mueller on the job, we all expect to see the headline ‘Trump Found Guilty’ eventually, but it’s hard to be patient! There I go, jumping the … Read more

Premature Evacuation: Exit Seat Employment

By Marilyn Sands, September 20, 2018September 20, 2018

Sitting at the Exit Seat should be a paid position. I’m not talkin’ a fly by night deal – I mean a real job with Layovers in Barstow, … Read more

The Failing Donald Trump Hires a Posse

By Marilyn Sands, September 17, 2018

The failing Donald Trump and his desperate posse. And, why not? He calls every Newspaper, Business or Person ‘failing’ right before he tears into them fighting for his … Read more

Crazytowners’ Letter to American Voters

By Marilyn Sands, September 11, 2018

September 4, 2018 Dear American Voters, After reading what we said in Bob Woodward’s new book, Fear: Trump’s White House, we Generals, Cabinet, Lawyers, Advisers, Aides, Chef, Calligrapher … Read more

America’s Colonic Cleansing Après Trump

By Marilyn Sands, September 4, 2018September 4, 2018

Monty Python Rubbery-legged & wobbly like newly hatched chicks; out we’ll come into a brand new world free of Trump, Inc. There will be that time; I promise … Read more

“Top Intel Topples Trump” meets “The Caine Mutiny”

By Marilyn Sands, August 22, 2018August 22, 2018

Top Guns in the White House Briefing Room showed signs of shifted loyalty & dusted off the plank… Genre: Political Madcap Thriller “Whose Logline is it anyway”? In … Read more

In Over His Head and Under Senate House Arrest

By Marilyn Sands, August 19, 2018

Donald Trump is in over his head, and ought to be under Senate House Arrest. Just like the character Chauncey Gardiner played by Peter Sellers in the 1979 … Read more

Giulaini: ‘Nothing to See Here, Just a 2nd Trump Tower Meeting’

By Marilyn Sands, August 7, 2018August 7, 2018

It doesn’t count, says Rudy, because it wasn’t in Trump Tower! Rudy explained, ‘Okay, it wasn’t held in the cushy New York Trump Tower – but in New … Read more

Helsinki Summit 2 Hour Transcript Found on eBay

By Marilyn Sands, July 31, 2018

Who said there isn’t a transcript of the Trump/Putin Helsinki Summit? You’d be surprised at all the ‘down time’ on it! I happened to find this on eBay … Read more

‘I Wish I Could Quit You’ – Trump to Vlad… Minus the Cojones

By Marilyn Sands, July 29, 2018

And, 9 other Goodbyes Trump wishes he could say to Putin: 9. “IT’S NOT ME, IT’S YOU!” 8. “TRUST ME, I WOULDN’T FIT WELL IN A GULAG!” 7. … Read more