Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"! My Life as a Funny Girl is on amazon.com/dp/1733487417 "Living proof you don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"! And yes, this bio is my OBIT too! haha

Don Jr’s Water Torture Confessions

By Marilyn Sands, December 17, 2017

The lurid confessions of Don Jr. Your name? Donald Trump Jr. When did you realize that Donald Trump was your father? I was 5 and he sank my … Read more

‘Russian Rusette’ — a Board Game with Balls

By Marilyn Sands, December 11, 2017December 11, 2017

My new board game has everything! My new board game has everything — Indian malfeasance, mishandling of orbs, sexual fetishes, knives in Babkas — late library books! Only … Read more

Making Some CENSE Out of FRANKEN… and Not Just at Christmas

By Marilyn Sands, December 1, 2017March 19, 2019

Al Franken probably didn’t expect to be a senator someday As a former 80’s Stand-Up Comic & a woman, the last time I checked — I can definitively … Read more

Take a Gander at this Lame Duck

By Marilyn Sands, November 15, 2017

Poor Trump doesn’t know he’s a lame duck yet Well, duh — it’s Donald’s final year, isn’t it? Of course, President Trump doesn’t know it yet — he’s … Read more

The Sandbox Chronicles – Liddle Donnie’s Playbook

By Marilyn Sands, October 24, 2017

Liddle Donnie Trump had everything a little boy needed — a Shovel, a Bucket, an Executive Order! For children, a sandbox is a microcosm of their world…for Liddle … Read more

Jared Kushner Voted Under the Name ‘Jaroldine!’

By Marilyn Sands, September 29, 2017September 15, 2023

Records show Jared Kushner registered to vote as a woman, Jaroldine Voter Registration (and AOL news flash) records show Donald Trump’s daughter-in-law (I mean, son-in-law), Jared Kushner, registered … Read more

The 22 Names on Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Visitor Log

By Marilyn Sands, September 27, 2017March 19, 2019

They say there is no Mar-a-Lago visitor log – but we expose it in this exclusive! Who is President Trump hiding? Well, wonder no more! After saying the … Read more

Kickin’ It: The Bucket List LIST

By Marilyn Sands, September 26, 2017September 26, 2017

Trump hangers-on & barely hangers-on’s bucket list MIKE PENCE “Ladies Who Lunch Bunch” Gift Card! REINCE PRIEBUS Scrabble Bag of Consonants! SEAN SPICER An Emmy for being on … Read more

Satirists (and Comedians) Go Wide

By Marilyn Sands, September 10, 2017March 19, 2019

Comedians are longing for speed bumps in today’s news cycle! Remember when ‘Breaking News’ was an Earthquake, a Wild Fire — a President choking on a pretzel? The pace of … Read more

Back to the Future… Donald Trump’s Terminus Exodus

By Marilyn Sands, August 23, 2017

Unlike porn in reverse – the rewinding of Donald Trump’s downfall isn’t as predictable For those who like to read the last page of a novel first, sleep head … Read more