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Marilyn Sands 
Music for the GOP walking wounded I really feel for Senator Lindsey Graham, he’s so confused about his relationship. I didn’t say ‘their’ relationship — because ever since … Read more
Ben Carson weighs in on the president’s mental health with a surprise diagnosis! Donald Trump: “I’m here today — not because I want to deflect on my shitstorm … Read more
Always be closing… always be closing “Come on in folks. The Bill in the Newspaper Ad?” “Gee, I believe we just sold that one — but we have … Read more
Mar-a-Lago is the only Country where one side borders the Atlantic Ocean & the other — RV Hook-up Campgrounds! Don’t grab your Passport just yet — read the … Read more
The lurid confessions of Don Jr. Your name? Donald Trump Jr. When did you realize that Donald Trump was your father? I was 5 and he sank my … Read more
My new board game has everything! My new board game has everything — Indian malfeasance, mishandling of orbs, sexual fetishes, knives in Babkas — late library books! Only … Read more
Al Franken probably didn’t expect to be a senator someday As a former 80’s Stand-Up Comic & a woman, the last time I checked — I can definitively … Read more
Poor Trump doesn’t know he’s a lame duck yet Well, duh — it’s Donald’s final year, isn’t it? Of course, President Trump doesn’t know it yet — he’s … Read more
Liddle Donnie Trump had everything a little boy needed — a Shovel, a Bucket, an Executive Order! For children, a sandbox is a microcosm of their world…for Liddle … Read more
Records show Jared Kushner registered to vote as a woman, Jaroldine Voter Registration (and AOL news flash) records show Donald Trump’s daughter-in-law (I mean, son-in-law), Jared Kushner, registered … Read more
