Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"! My Life as a Funny Girl is on amazon.com/dp/1733487417 "Living proof you don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"! And yes, this bio is my OBIT too! haha

Snakes on Air Force One – Not a Fable

By Marilyn Sands, March 2, 2018

Air Force One is infested, and not in a good way President Trump’s C-PAC Conference speech with his rendition of Aesop’s Fable reminded me of my raging Ophidiophobia … Read more

Lawyered Up & Liquored Down at Probe Central

By Marilyn Sands, February 27, 2018February 27, 2018

A proud non-drinker, our president likes his Diet Coke It’s amazing! How is it possible that a president could get thru the white-hot Russia Probe without Stormy… I mean JACK Daniels? But, no … Read more

The Self-Applauding President… but Will He Go Blind?

By Marilyn Sands, February 14, 2018February 14, 2018

I first noticed Trump applauding himself at his campaign rallies, where he was his own cheerleader. Ever notice Donald Trump chronically applauds himself ? Isn’t that like mastur… … Read more

A Schlong List of Swearing Presidents

By Marilyn Sands, February 9, 2018January 13, 2025

Presidents who swore: All of them? I got ’em all — from I-got-wood-Washington to I-got-smarts-Trump — they all swore! And, I can prove that all presidents have cussed — well, … Read more

The Academy Awards Go to Washington

By Marilyn Sands, February 7, 2018December 21, 2018

Reporting Live from the Nation’s Capitol in Washington – the Winners of The 2018 State of the Union… BEST ACTOR President Donald Trump BEST INANIMATE OBJECT & BEST … Read more

A Little Bit Country, a Little Bit GOP… Music for the Walking Wounded!

By Marilyn Sands, January 30, 2018December 12, 2024

Music for the GOP walking wounded I really feel for Senator Lindsey Graham, he’s so confused about his relationship. I didn’t say ‘their’ relationship — because ever since … Read more

Ben Carson Examines Trump on MLK Day

By Marilyn Sands, January 24, 2018March 19, 2019

Ben Carson weighs in on the president’s mental health with a surprise diagnosis! Donald Trump: “I’m here today — not because I want to deflect on my shitstorm … Read more

Bait & Switch with Durbin: Used Car Salesman 101

By Marilyn Sands, January 22, 2018

Always be closing… always be closing “Come on in folks. The Bill in the Newspaper Ad?” “Gee, I believe we just sold that one — but we have … Read more

Our War with the Country of Mar-a-Lago

By Marilyn Sands, January 9, 2018July 22, 2022

Mar-a-Lago is the only Country where one side borders the Atlantic Ocean & the other — RV Hook-up Campgrounds! Don’t grab your Passport just yet — read the … Read more

Don Jr’s Water Torture Confessions

By Marilyn Sands, December 17, 2017

The lurid confessions of Don Jr. Your name? Donald Trump Jr. When did you realize that Donald Trump was your father? I was 5 and he sank my … Read more