Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"! My Life as a Funny Girl is on amazon.com/dp/1733487417 "Living proof you don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"! And yes, this bio is my OBIT too! haha

Pro-Trump Pigeons Hit Statues Hard

By Marilyn Sands, August 20, 2017

Statues under attack! Who knew they had such a strong Union — but there they were marching wing to wing — but luckily I understood Pidgin! Peter, Paul … Read more

Comedy from the Borscht Belt!

By Marilyn Sands, August 8, 2017

I don’t want to beet around the bush — but Russians do have a sense of humor. And here for comedy night, one of those jokesters just climbed … Read more

Glammed-Up Huckabee Sanders Goes Bonkers, ‘Network’ Style!

By Marilyn Sands, August 5, 2017August 5, 2017

White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders “mad as a hatter” White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders walks up to the podium, pulls at her fake eyelashes … Read more

Donald Jr. Gets Pinkish Slip from Orangish Father!

By Marilyn Sands, July 27, 2017March 19, 2019

A letter from Donald Sr to Donald Jr Dear Fruit of my Loins Disappointment, What were you thinking? You call yourself a Drumpf? Didn’t you get the Memo … Read more

Trump Agrees to Lie Detector Test… Maury Povich Scores a ‘HUUUGE’ Get!

By Marilyn Sands, July 22, 2017November 23, 2022

Not only did Trump say he’d testify under oath, but now that he has received a private tutorial, he’s even agreed to take a Lie Detector Test! That’s … Read more

Don & Vlad Ketchup @ Hamburg’s Rare & Juicy Meat-Up!

By Marilyn Sands, July 7, 2017

Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin at the G20 First — sorry for the Title… There’s been much speculation on where & when Donald Trump & Vladimir Putin will … Read more

Russia/U.S. Adjacent — A New Map is Born!

By Marilyn Sands, June 25, 2017June 25, 2017

What is Russia’s real end game with America? Or, let me put it this way — The Russians are coming! The Russians are coming! What’s Russia’s real end … Read more

Melania’s Tweet Moratorium Tweaks Twit

By Marilyn Sands, June 16, 2017June 16, 2017

Now that Melania has climbed into bed with the President & joined other 1st ladies who have done the same… No — let me start over. Now that Melania … Read more

Phony Facts: Alexander Graham Bell Missed His Calling

By Marilyn Sands, June 7, 2017

Alexander Graham Bell’s actual phone call The first words Alexander Graham Bell spoke on the telephone to his assistant in the next room was not “Mr. Watson, come … Read more

Dinner for Two at the White House — But Who Ordered the Smoking Gun?

By Marilyn Sands, May 28, 2017January 12, 2018

The Trump/Comey White House transcript revealed! I just happened to get my hands on the awkward, yet much sought after Trump/Comey White House Dinner transcript and neither one remembers … Read more