Huckabee Kids Wear Wire at Breakfast
…Sarah Serves Up Phooey 6 AM on the Kitchen Front… Suburban Virginia “Mommy, that’s not fair”! SARAH Jimmy, don’t be a sore loser. Tommy got the last piece … Read more
Marilyn Sands
Trump’s Virgin Gridiron Club Set: There’s Something Funny About Satire…
…and last Saturday night’s annual un-televised Gridiron Club Dinner proves it! You see, for me, it’s like Pornography — I’ll know it when I hear it! Let’s just say his … Read more
Snakes on Air Force One – Not a Fable
Air Force One is infested, and not in a good way President Trump’s C-PAC Conference speech with his rendition of Aesop’s Fable reminded me of my raging Ophidiophobia … Read more
Lawyered Up & Liquored Down at Probe Central
A proud non-drinker, our president likes his Diet Coke It’s amazing! How is it possible that a president could get thru the white-hot Russia Probe without Stormy… I mean JACK Daniels? But, no … Read more
The Self-Applauding President… but Will He Go Blind?
I first noticed Trump applauding himself at his campaign rallies, where he was his own cheerleader. Ever notice Donald Trump chronically applauds himself ? Isn’t that like mastur… … Read more
A Schlong List of Swearing Presidents
Presidents who swore: All of them? I got ’em all — from I-got-wood-Washington to I-got-smarts-Trump — they all swore! And, I can prove that all presidents have cussed — well, … Read more
The Academy Awards Go to Washington
Reporting Live from the Nation’s Capitol in Washington – the Winners of The 2018 State of the Union… BEST ACTOR President Donald Trump BEST INANIMATE OBJECT & BEST … Read more
A Little Bit Country, a Little Bit GOP… Music for the Walking Wounded!
Music for the GOP walking wounded I really feel for Senator Lindsey Graham, he’s so confused about his relationship. I didn’t say ‘their’ relationship — because ever since … Read more
Ben Carson Examines Trump on MLK Day
Ben Carson weighs in on the president’s mental health with a surprise diagnosis! Donald Trump: “I’m here today — not because I want to deflect on my shitstorm … Read more
Bait & Switch with Durbin: Used Car Salesman 101
Always be closing… always be closing “Come on in folks. The Bill in the Newspaper Ad?” “Gee, I believe we just sold that one — but we have … Read more
