Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"! My Life as a Funny Girl is on amazon.com/dp/1733487417 "Living proof you don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"! And yes, this bio is my OBIT too! haha

The 22 Names on Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Visitor Log

By Marilyn Sands, September 27, 2017March 19, 2019

They say there is no Mar-a-Lago visitor log – but we expose it in this exclusive! Who is President Trump hiding? Well, wonder no more! After saying the … Read more

Kickin’ It: The Bucket List LIST

By Marilyn Sands, September 26, 2017September 26, 2017

Trump hangers-on & barely hangers-on’s bucket list MIKE PENCE “Ladies Who Lunch Bunch” Gift Card! REINCE PRIEBUS Scrabble Bag of Consonants! SEAN SPICER An Emmy for being on … Read more

Satirists (and Comedians) Go Wide

By Marilyn Sands, September 10, 2017March 19, 2019

Comedians are longing for speed bumps in today’s news cycle! Remember when ‘Breaking News’ was an Earthquake, a Wild Fire — a President choking on a pretzel? The pace of … Read more

Back to the Future… Donald Trump’s Terminus Exodus

By Marilyn Sands, August 23, 2017

Unlike porn in reverse – the rewinding of Donald Trump’s downfall isn’t as predictable For those who like to read the last page of a novel first, sleep head … Read more

Pro-Trump Pigeons Hit Statues Hard

By Marilyn Sands, August 20, 2017

Statues under attack! Who knew they had such a strong Union — but there they were marching wing to wing — but luckily I understood Pidgin! Peter, Paul … Read more

Comedy from the Borscht Belt!

By Marilyn Sands, August 8, 2017

I don’t want to beet around the bush — but Russians do have a sense of humor. And here for comedy night, one of those jokesters just climbed … Read more

Glammed-Up Huckabee Sanders Goes Bonkers, ‘Network’ Style!

By Marilyn Sands, August 5, 2017August 5, 2017

White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders “mad as a hatter” White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders walks up to the podium, pulls at her fake eyelashes … Read more

Donald Jr. Gets Pinkish Slip from Orangish Father!

By Marilyn Sands, July 27, 2017March 19, 2019

A letter from Donald Sr to Donald Jr Dear Fruit of my Loins Disappointment, What were you thinking? You call yourself a Drumpf? Didn’t you get the Memo … Read more

Trump Agrees to Lie Detector Test… Maury Povich Scores a ‘HUUUGE’ Get!

By Marilyn Sands, July 22, 2017November 23, 2022

Not only did Trump say he’d testify under oath, but now that he has received a private tutorial, he’s even agreed to take a Lie Detector Test! That’s … Read more

Don & Vlad Ketchup @ Hamburg’s Rare & Juicy Meat-Up!

By Marilyn Sands, July 7, 2017

Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin at the G20 First — sorry for the Title… There’s been much speculation on where & when Donald Trump & Vladimir Putin will … Read more