Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"! My Life as a Funny Girl is on amazon.com/dp/1733487417 "Living proof you don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"! And yes, this bio is my OBIT too! haha

Russia/U.S. Adjacent — A New Map is Born!

By Marilyn Sands, June 25, 2017June 25, 2017

What is Russia’s real end game with America? Or, let me put it this way — The Russians are coming! The Russians are coming! What’s Russia’s real end … Read more

Melania’s Tweet Moratorium Tweaks Twit

By Marilyn Sands, June 16, 2017June 16, 2017

Now that Melania has climbed into bed with the President & joined other 1st ladies who have done the same… No — let me start over. Now that Melania … Read more

Phony Facts: Alexander Graham Bell Missed His Calling

By Marilyn Sands, June 7, 2017

Alexander Graham Bell’s actual phone call The first words Alexander Graham Bell spoke on the telephone to his assistant in the next room was not “Mr. Watson, come … Read more

Dinner for Two at the White House — But Who Ordered the Smoking Gun?

By Marilyn Sands, May 28, 2017January 12, 2018

The Trump/Comey White House transcript revealed! I just happened to get my hands on the awkward, yet much sought after Trump/Comey White House Dinner transcript and neither one remembers … Read more

White House Staff Bunkers Down

By Marilyn Sands, May 18, 2017May 18, 2017

National Security Advisor Gen. H. R. McMaster inspects his troops in White House bunker. National Security Advisor Gen. H. R. McMaster inspects his troops in secret bunkers, deep inside the … Read more

Trump’s Nutty ‘Smart Cookie’ Recipe

By Marilyn Sands, May 7, 2017

Donald Trump’s been massaging Kim Jong Un’s plump backside with puzzling flattery and a ‘smart cookie’ compliment. Ingredients: 2 Extra Large size egos Nut of your choice Everything … Read more

Donald of a 1,000 Days…or it just seems that way!

By Marilyn Sands, May 1, 2017

Our president’s tumultuous time in office so far has conjured up for me a beheading with a crowd size even Donald Trump would be happy with. In Henry … Read more

“Killing O’Reilly” – A Bestseller & Just Deserts

By Marilyn Sands, April 23, 2017April 23, 2017

A who-done-it & why-wasn’t-it-done-before thriller about Bill O’Reilly! It only seems fair that Bill O’Reilly, the best-selling author of Killing Kennedy, Killing Lincoln, Killing Patton and Killing Jesus … Read more

Jared Kushner’s Full Plate: A Day in the Life of the Bilkersons

By Marilyn Sands, April 14, 2017September 15, 2023

America’s busiest multi-tasking Washington couple – Ivanka and Jared Kushner – have a full plate – what is their home life like? Everyone wonders what America’s busiest multi-tasking … Read more

No Nunes is Good Nunes!

By Marilyn Sands, April 9, 2017August 21, 2019

Devin Nunes surprises his wife, coming home after he stepped down from his position in the Russia probe. Coming home in the middle of the day, Devin Nunes, … Read more