Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"! My Life as a Funny Girl is on amazon.com/dp/1733487417 "Living proof you don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"! And yes, this bio is my OBIT too! haha

White House Staff Bunkers Down

By Marilyn Sands, May 18, 2017May 18, 2017

National Security Advisor Gen. H. R. McMaster inspects his troops in White House bunker. National Security Advisor Gen. H. R. McMaster inspects his troops in secret bunkers, deep inside the … Read more

Trump’s Nutty ‘Smart Cookie’ Recipe

By Marilyn Sands, May 7, 2017

Donald Trump’s been massaging Kim Jong Un’s plump backside with puzzling flattery and a ‘smart cookie’ compliment. Ingredients: 2 Extra Large size egos Nut of your choice Everything … Read more

Donald of a 1,000 Days…or it just seems that way!

By Marilyn Sands, May 1, 2017

Our president’s tumultuous time in office so far has conjured up for me a beheading with a crowd size even Donald Trump would be happy with. In Henry … Read more

“Killing O’Reilly” – A Bestseller & Just Deserts

By Marilyn Sands, April 23, 2017April 23, 2017

A who-done-it & why-wasn’t-it-done-before thriller about Bill O’Reilly! It only seems fair that Bill O’Reilly, the best-selling author of Killing Kennedy, Killing Lincoln, Killing Patton and Killing Jesus … Read more

Jared Kushner’s Full Plate: A Day in the Life of the Bilkersons

By Marilyn Sands, April 14, 2017September 15, 2023

America’s busiest multi-tasking Washington couple – Ivanka and Jared Kushner – have a full plate – what is their home life like? Everyone wonders what America’s busiest multi-tasking … Read more

No Nunes is Good Nunes!

By Marilyn Sands, April 9, 2017August 21, 2019

Devin Nunes surprises his wife, coming home after he stepped down from his position in the Russia probe. Coming home in the middle of the day, Devin Nunes, … Read more

Sean Spicer’s Job Resume Un-Redacted!

By Marilyn Sands, April 5, 2017October 11, 2017

Sean Spicer 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Washington, D.C. youcan’[email protected] IMMEDIATE OBJECTIVE Denny’s Host, Goat Herder or Monk! LAST EMPLOYER DonaldTrump.con JOB TITLE Excrement Handler! WORK HISTORY U.S. Navy. Press … Read more

Poker Faced Sean Spicer’s Tells

By Marilyn Sands, March 28, 2017April 5, 2017

Sean Spicer thinks he uses his poker face well, but here we reveal his ‘tells.’ Sean Spicer — you gotta love him. Defending an acting president takes more … Read more

Follow the Money… “You talkin’ to me”?

By Marilyn Sands, March 24, 2017July 22, 2022

That’s all I hear — “follow the money!” In order to connect Russia to Trump and his henchmen (I mean campaign staff, cabinet picks or let’s face it, … Read more

Unmasked & Shamefaced: Trump Glossary Cheat Sheet

By Marilyn Sands, March 24, 2017March 24, 2017

Navigate his unfathomable tweets and rants with our very own Trump Glossary! 1st in a series (if I’m lucky). Forget your old civics class — in his measly … Read more