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Sean Spicer 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Washington, D.C. youcan’[email protected] IMMEDIATE OBJECTIVE Denny’s Host, Goat Herder or Monk! LAST EMPLOYER DonaldTrump.con JOB TITLE Excrement Handler! WORK HISTORY U.S. Navy. Press … Read more
Sean Spicer thinks he uses his poker face well, but here we reveal his ‘tells.’ Sean Spicer — you gotta love him. Defending an acting president takes more … Read more
That’s all I hear — “follow the money!” In order to connect Russia to Trump and his henchmen (I mean campaign staff, cabinet picks or let’s face it, … Read more
Navigate his unfathomable tweets and rants with our very own Trump Glossary! 1st in a series (if I’m lucky). Forget your old civics class — in his measly … Read more
“Clandestine watching can be done via a microwave that turns into a camera. We know that is just a fact of modern life.” – Kellyanne Conway Hello, fine & … Read more
This White House intruder was a little confused “A White House intruder was wearing a red tie, ruddy complexion & fright wig. And, had a golf bag with … Read more
“Top Ten Last Straws,” as listed by Melania “My marriage? It’s working like fine-tuned machine,” Melania stalwartly answered when asked last month getting her roots done. But today, it’s … Read more
What’s the big deal about finding a man in a Ladies Room or a lady in a Men’s Room? But enough about me! First of all; my eyesight … Read more
What would the dead presidents say about so-called president Donald J. Trump? Now you know. Abraham Lincoln “Frederick Douglass was a friend of mine. President Trump — you … Read more
