Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"! My Life as a Funny Girl is on amazon.com/dp/1733487417 "Living proof you don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"! And yes, this bio is my OBIT too! haha

Melania Finds ‘Last Straw’ Loophole for Divorce

By Marilyn Sands, March 9, 2017March 9, 2017

“Top Ten Last Straws,” as listed by Melania “My marriage? It’s working like fine-tuned machine,” Melania stalwartly answered when asked last month getting her roots done. But today, it’s … Read more

‘Bathroom Humor is a Gasss’ or ‘Not a Pot to Piss In!’

By Marilyn Sands, February 27, 2017February 27, 2017

What’s the big deal about finding a man in a Ladies Room or a lady in a Men’s Room? But enough about me! First of all; my eyesight … Read more

Could All 40 Dead Presidents Roll Over in their Graves?

By Marilyn Sands, February 19, 2017January 31, 2023

What would the dead presidents say about so-called president Donald J. Trump? Now you know. Abraham Lincoln “Frederick Douglass was a friend of mine. President Trump — you … Read more