How Covid Made Me Lose My Job…as a Pickpocket! Part 2
An exclusive anonymous expose on the pickpocket trade during a pandemic! Financial Update. In the early days of Covid, being 6 feet apart while having this gig was … Read more
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Trump at CPAC: ‘I Will Keep Men Out of Women’s Shorts (I Mean SPORTS) – Top 10 Promises!
And 9 other pie-in-the-sky promises from Donald Trump at CPAC! Donald Trump at CPAC gave the closing speech, saying ‘this is my final battle’ & ‘I will prevent … Read more
Giddy Grand Jury Foreperson Emily Kohrs Speaks! Top 10 Trump Phone Calls
Trump’s gift that keeps on giving: Grand Jury Foreperson Emily Kohrs didn’t just fall off a turnip truck & hit her head – she remembers all his phone … Read more
‘Rats’ The Musical: NYC Vermin Go to Hollywood!
Screenwriters Brad & Peach Pitt take their ‘Rats’ script and fly 5th Class to seek their fortunes & restrooms along the Hollywood Walk of Fame somewhere between Dolly … Read more
Put a Fork in It, Trump’s Cock & Bull Stories Are Over!
Cock & Bull Stories: E. Jean Carroll gets her day in court, Donald Trump’s Tie gets caught in his zipper – News at 11! Donald Trump’s whole political … Read more
Eggs or Gas? Who Do I Have to Cluck to Get Some?
Eggs & I – Fun Facts & Fictional Retorts on a Timer! This Public Service article has only one aim: After you’ve finished, you’ll be 100% turned off … Read more
Not Every Stand-Up Comic is a ‘Dick’!
Not every stand-up comic is a ‘Dick’, but empathy for our own is hard! C’mon Andy – there’s never too many Smiths in Comedy! When we in Comedy … Read more
Donald O’Trump: Just a Lucky Guy!
In Biden’s Garage, next to the Motor Oil is Trump’s Wet Dream, the Lucky Guy! Donald Trump is just a lucky guy, and his life right now is … Read more
How Kevin McCarthy Can Save Face: Top 10 Tips
After months of stagnant voting for Speaker of the House, here’s how Kevin McCarthy can save face. How Kevin McCarthy can save face: sure-fire tips for another stubborn … Read more
Where Your New Year’s Resolutions Go to Die! Top 10
Whether verbal or signed by a notary – our yearly resolutions are not written in stone: here’s where they go to die. We all have the best of … Read more
