P. Beckert

P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial. Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fight an onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.

Trump to Be Shot Out of a Cannon on Live TV

By P. Beckert, August 14, 2024August 13, 2024

GOP candidate Donald Trump has planned a stunt to beat all stunts: he is to be shot out of a cannon on live television. Mar-a-Lago – Today Donald … Read more

Donald Trump Furious Over Force Feeding Him Country Music at Rallies

By P. Beckert, June 30, 2024July 1, 2024

At one rally, Trump was seen holding his fingers in his ears and screaming “La la la, La la la, I’m not listening.”

Trump to Stage Death, Christ-Like Resurrection

By P. Beckert, June 26, 2024June 25, 2024

Bannon didn’t think it would be much of a stretch to have the boss fake his own death and miraculously be resurrected three days later.

Donald Trump Found Playing with Toy Soldiers in the Situation Room

By P. Beckert, October 30, 2019May 29, 2020

Toy soldiers were set up for the bored president, including one figurine with tears painted on its face to simulate al-Baghdadi. Rumors are floating around media circles that … Read more

Childhood Friend Pens Biography on Trump’s Early Years

By P. Beckert, June 4, 2019June 3, 2019

Much like Jesus, Trump’s early years are a mystery. But the similarities stop there. Ever wonder what the President was like as a child? Much like Jesus, Trump’s … Read more

Scientists Opine Impeachment Could Cause President to Spontaneously Combust

By P. Beckert, May 31, 2019June 1, 2019

Which will spontaneously combust first, the world, the country or the president, is not yet known — but scientists urge caution in any case. Doctors across the country … Read more

Patient Treated for Mysterious Medical Condition Known Only as ‘EDXYZ’

By P. Beckert, February 27, 2019

He later required treatment for the medical condition caused by the first prescription. Erwin Drexell is ferclempt over what he calls the pharmaceutical industry’s attempt to make up … Read more

Bored Donald Trump Plans Orgy for West Wing

By P. Beckert, January 19, 2019January 19, 2019

The West Wing needs some spicing up these days, Trump insists. The White House announced yesterday that the “you’re fired” bo$$, Donald J. Trump, was ranting about how … Read more

Pelosi Agrees to Trump’s Wall, On One Condition

By P. Beckert, December 24, 2018

“The Lego Solution” is something Nancy Pelosi agrees with. The U.S. government came to a grinding halt Saturday, and Washington, D.C. long-timer and incoming Speaker of the House … Read more

Eve of Impeachment: A Song Parody

By P. Beckert, December 12, 2018

“Eve of Impeachment,” a parody of “Eve of Destruction” by P. F. Sloan Democracy it is explodin’ The house of cards, it is implodin’ Our President, he is … Read more