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Sly Mockery Answering life’s burning question, “Would you eat green eggs and ham?” Infomercial spokesperson: “Has this happened to you?” (A dramatization) “Oh God, no!” she screamed as she dropped … Read more
Together they make a “big pot of Sissy Stew,” says a former CIA psychiatrist about certain government workers exhibiting social disorders. Oh my, indeed. “Put them all … Read more
Forces embedded in Trump’s inner circle are leaking some of the most outrageous secretive changes yet to come. Mar-a-Lago, WPB, FL – 02-22-25 – Forces embedded in Trump’s … Read more
MAGA’ers getting close-up look at shitshow they put into office. What can I say, I told you so! What can I say, except “I told you so!” It … Read more
GOP candidate Donald Trump has planned a stunt to beat all stunts: he is to be shot out of a cannon on live television. Mar-a-Lago – Today Donald … Read more
At one rally, Trump was seen holding his fingers in his ears and screaming “La la la, La la la, I’m not listening.”
Bannon didn’t think it would be much of a stretch to have the boss fake his own death and miraculously be resurrected three days later.
Toy soldiers were set up for the bored president, including one figurine with tears painted on its face to simulate al-Baghdadi. Rumors are floating around media circles that … Read more
Much like Jesus, Trump’s early years are a mystery. But the similarities stop there. Ever wonder what the President was like as a child? Much like Jesus, Trump’s … Read more
Which will spontaneously combust first, the world, the country or the president, is not yet known — but scientists urge caution in any case. Doctors across the country … Read more
