P. Beckert

P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial. Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fight an onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.

Ted Cruz Found Sobbing in Basement of D.C. Mexican Restaurant

By P. Beckert, October 17, 2013February 19, 2017

“I don’t think I can ever face my colleagues again” — Sen. Ted Cruz Sources say that when Sen. Ted Cruz found out today he had single-handedly taken … Read more

Speaker of the House Boehner Replaced with Bellyacher of the House Cruz

By P. Beckert, October 7, 2013October 11, 2017

Boehner hands gavel to “man behind the scenes” Today, on Face the Nation with Cindy Crowley, John Boehner announced that he was giving up his gavel to Ted … Read more

Ted Cruz Re-enacts Own Version of Sermon on the Mount

By P. Beckert, October 1, 2013March 19, 2019

Holy filibuster! It’s Ted Cruz, again! Ted Cruz, emboldened by his 21 hour filibuster, has taken a spot on the steps of the House of Representatives this morning … Read more

Alien Rays from the Sun Destroying Plant Life on Earth

By P. Beckert, September 30, 2013

Magazine cites alien sun rays as destructive force According to the monthly magazine, True Alien Stories, there have been several reports coming in from all over the country … Read more

Nutritionist Predicts 80% of Mississippi Population Will Die by 2018

By P. Beckert, September 4, 2013March 19, 2019

Mississippi: A weighty issue Current statistics show that the people of Mississippi are the fattest in the nation weighing in at an average of 197 lbs. for a … Read more

Discovery Channel Devolving Into Third Generation Inbred-Fest

By P. Beckert, September 3, 2013March 19, 2019

Discovery Channel: selling its soul to the devil? With the exception of the multiple awards winning show, Planet Earth, if you turn on Discovery Channel these days, you … Read more

Man Suffers Hernia Carrying Supersized Meals, Sues Fast Food Chain

By P. Beckert, August 22, 2013October 11, 2017

Supersized meal: Eyes were bigger than his back Jason Dimples, a 27-year old iron worker from Youngstown, Ohio, has recently filed a complaint for injuries he received several … Read more

Humanity Truly is Going to Hell in a Handbasket

By P. Beckert, August 19, 2013August 21, 2019

Going ‘down the tubes’ ditched in favor of the more dire ‘to hell in a handbasket’ A group of Sociologists at the University of California – Berkeley have … Read more

Man Bites Tongue; Unable to Eat His Words

By P. Beckert, August 18, 2013August 8, 2015

A local man has found himself in quite a difficult situation as he unfortunately bit his tongue and was unable to eat his words after spouting off at … Read more

Bernard Madoff Takes Up Writing Poetry in Prison

By P. Beckert, August 16, 2013April 21, 2021

No remorse, but great rhyming skills for Bernie Madoff Bernard “Bernie” Madoff, the mastermind of the largest Ponzi scheme in US History, is now well into his fourth … Read more