Humanity Truly is Going to Hell in a Handbasket
Going ‘down the tubes’ ditched in favor of the more dire ‘to hell in a handbasket’ A group of Sociologists at the University of California – Berkeley have … Read more
Sly Mockery
Man Bites Tongue; Unable to Eat His Words
A local man has found himself in quite a difficult situation as he unfortunately bit his tongue and was unable to eat his words after spouting off at … Read more
Bernard Madoff Takes Up Writing Poetry in Prison
No remorse, but great rhyming skills for Bernie Madoff Bernard “Bernie” Madoff, the mastermind of the largest Ponzi scheme in US History, is now well into his fourth … Read more
Real Reason Über Rich are Hoarding the World’s Wealth
The ultimate insurance policy for the über rich Turn on any news channel these days, especially the liberal, left-leaning ones, and you will see a panel of analysts … Read more
Duck Dynasty’s Uncle Si Fires Assistant Over Clean Tea Cup
Poor Uncle Si, Duck Dynasty may never be the same Anyone who watches A&E‘s hit reality show “Duck Dynasty” is familiar with not only Uncle Si, but his … Read more
Family Van Swallowed Up by Mysterious Quicksand Near Daytona Beach
Quicksand ruins family vacation, girl’s memories New Smyrna Beach, FL – Tragedy marked the beginning of Memorial Day weekend in New Smyrna Beach, when late Saturday afternoon, a … Read more
Man with Horrendous Halitosis Becomes Mayor of Lincoln, Nebraska
“Everything he says stinks,” say opponents of mayor with halitosis Jonathan D. Lumquist, known to have the most horrendous case of halitosis in public service history, has nevertheless … Read more
North Korea Retrofits Tanks to Accommodate Tiny Leader
May answer the riddle as to Kim Jong-Un’s whereabouts in North Korea North Korea’s Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un has been absent from the news for going on two … Read more
Sinead O’Connor Shreds Picture of Pope Benedict XVI, Everyone Cheers
Pope Benedict steps down, the Irish singer doesn’t miss a beat Sinead O’Connor has been vindicated. The news of Pope Benedict XVI stepping down as head of the … Read more
Pot-Seeking Caravans Headed for Marijuana Meccas
“Legalize It” by Peter Tosh heard booming from boomer marijuana caravans across the land News that the recreational use of marijuana has been legalized in Colorado and Oregon … Read more
