P. Beckert

P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial. Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fight an onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.

Duck Dynasty’s Uncle Si Fires Assistant Over Clean Tea Cup

By P. Beckert, July 28, 2013December 21, 2018

Poor Uncle Si, Duck Dynasty may never be the same Anyone who watches A&E‘s hit reality show “Duck Dynasty” is familiar with not only Uncle Si, but his … Read more

Family Van Swallowed Up by Mysterious Quicksand Near Daytona Beach

By P. Beckert, May 27, 2013December 21, 2018

Quicksand ruins family vacation, girl’s memories New Smyrna Beach, FL – Tragedy marked the beginning of Memorial Day weekend in New Smyrna Beach, when late Saturday afternoon, a … Read more

Man with Horrendous Halitosis Becomes Mayor of Lincoln, Nebraska

By P. Beckert, May 10, 2013August 21, 2019

“Everything he says stinks,” say opponents of mayor with halitosis Jonathan D. Lumquist, known to have the most horrendous case of halitosis in public service history, has nevertheless … Read more

North Korea Retrofits Tanks to Accommodate Tiny Leader

By P. Beckert, April 17, 2013December 21, 2018

May answer the riddle as to Kim Jong-Un’s whereabouts in North Korea North Korea’s Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un has been absent from the news for going on two … Read more

Sinead O’Connor Shreds Picture of Pope Benedict XVI, Everyone Cheers

By P. Beckert, March 10, 2013December 21, 2018

Pope Benedict steps down, the Irish singer doesn’t miss a beat Sinead O’Connor has been vindicated. The news of Pope Benedict XVI stepping down as head of the … Read more

Pot-Seeking Caravans Headed for Marijuana Meccas

By P. Beckert, March 10, 2013March 9, 2021

“Legalize It” by Peter Tosh heard booming from boomer marijuana caravans across the land News that the recreational use of marijuana has been legalized in Colorado and Oregon … Read more

Massive Sinkhole Threatens to Rip Florida in Half

By P. Beckert, March 3, 2013December 21, 2018

Sure, fracking may cause whole cities to disappear down sinkholes, but at least we’ll be able to heat the homes that are left with our own gas TAMPA, … Read more

Westboro Baptist Church Plans to Protest Itself

By P. Beckert, March 1, 2013November 25, 2021

Westboro Baptist Church members will be staying in Topeka, Kansas this Sunday to stage what they are calling their most important protest to date. They are going to … Read more

Pot and Bongo Festival Expected to Draw Huge Crowds

By P. Beckert, February 20, 2013March 9, 2021

“Green” festivals have whole new meaning in pot legalization era The First Annual “Pot and Bongo Festival,” to be held this year, is expected to draw huge crowds … Read more