P. Beckert

P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial. Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fight an onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.

Russian Meteor Actually a Vintage VW Bus

By P. Beckert, February 16, 2013August 11, 2015

In an experiment that went horribly awry, a piece of space junk fell out of the sky this week and was mistakenly identified as a meteor. It was … Read more

Woman Claims It Is What It Is Wasn’t What It Was

By P. Beckert, February 2, 2013August 8, 2015

If it is what it is, why is it not what it seems? A New Jersey woman has brought charges against a local yoga instructor for misleading her … Read more

Glenn Beck Saves Show by Not Offering Job to Sarah Palin

By P. Beckert, January 30, 2013August 8, 2015

Sarah Palin, half-term pundit, is still looking for a job God knows I love her, but we can’t have that kinda crazy around here. ~ Glenn Beck Glenn … Read more

Obesity Vaccine Wins FDA Approval

By P. Beckert, January 28, 2013October 11, 2017

Fast Food: No Worries About Obesity Means Even More Bacon Options in Kids Meals Washington, DC – The Food and Drug Administration has given final approval on a … Read more

From COPS to Pot Farmers: How Reality TV Has Done a 360

By P. Beckert, January 24, 2013February 25, 2022

COPS to Pot Farmers: How Reality TV Has Done a 360"/>

Getting high on reality TV Everyone who is a fan of reality television knows that COPS is credited with being the first reality-based show on television. A staple … Read more

Designer to the Stars: Wardrobe Malfunctions Are No Accident

By P. Beckert, January 21, 2013March 9, 2021

Stars love the extra ‘exposure’ generated by ‘wardrobe malfunctions’ Louie Louie, an up-and-coming designer who has recently received rave reviews for his designs for such well-known stars as … Read more

‘The Gun Bubble is Real’ Claims Financial Wizard

By P. Beckert, January 15, 2013March 19, 2019

E. Edmund Worthington, a foremost prognosticator in the world of weapons pricing, is warning potential gun buyers to save their cash and quit buying guns. “The prices are … Read more

The F Word Now Dealt With by IVR Scripts

By P. Beckert, January 10, 2013February 25, 2022

Recorded voice prompts prompt ‘F word’ response Chances are these days when making a business call, whether it is to the cable company or even your doctor, the … Read more

Alex Jones Claims Brain Farts are Real and Dangerous

By P. Beckert, January 9, 2013March 19, 2019

Radio talk show host Alex Jones lets loose a real stinker Alex Jones, host of his own radio show, The Alex Jones Show, and known for his outlandish … Read more

One Sniff, Two Sniffs, Old Cliff, New Cliff

By P. Beckert, January 4, 2013July 13, 2013

One Sniff, Two Sniffs, Old Cliff, New Cliff In the talks Speaker Boehner was having a fit, I don’t like this at all, not one little bit He … Read more