Pot and Bongo Festival Expected to Draw Huge Crowds
“Green” festivals have whole new meaning in pot legalization era The First Annual “Pot and Bongo Festival,” to be held this year, is expected to draw huge crowds … Read more
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Russian Meteor Actually a Vintage VW Bus
In an experiment that went horribly awry, a piece of space junk fell out of the sky this week and was mistakenly identified as a meteor. It was … Read more
Woman Claims It Is What It Is Wasn’t What It Was
If it is what it is, why is it not what it seems? A New Jersey woman has brought charges against a local yoga instructor for misleading her … Read more
Glenn Beck Saves Show by Not Offering Job to Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin, half-term pundit, is still looking for a job God knows I love her, but we can’t have that kinda crazy around here. ~ Glenn Beck Glenn … Read more
Obesity Vaccine Wins FDA Approval
Fast Food: No Worries About Obesity Means Even More Bacon Options in Kids Meals Washington, DC – The Food and Drug Administration has given final approval on a … Read more
From COPS to Pot Farmers: How Reality TV Has Done a 360
COPS to Pot Farmers: How Reality TV Has Done a 360"/>Getting high on reality TV Everyone who is a fan of reality television knows that COPS is credited with being the first reality-based show on television. A staple … Read more
Designer to the Stars: Wardrobe Malfunctions Are No Accident
Stars love the extra ‘exposure’ generated by ‘wardrobe malfunctions’ Louie Louie, an up-and-coming designer who has recently received rave reviews for his designs for such well-known stars as … Read more
‘The Gun Bubble is Real’ Claims Financial Wizard
E. Edmund Worthington, a foremost prognosticator in the world of weapons pricing, is warning potential gun buyers to save their cash and quit buying guns. “The prices are … Read more
The F Word Now Dealt With by IVR Scripts
Recorded voice prompts prompt ‘F word’ response Chances are these days when making a business call, whether it is to the cable company or even your doctor, the … Read more
Alex Jones Claims Brain Farts are Real and Dangerous
Radio talk show host Alex Jones lets loose a real stinker Alex Jones, host of his own radio show, The Alex Jones Show, and known for his outlandish … Read more
