Native Tribe Rumored to Know Pathway into Inner Earth
The Inner Earth — is it real? The rumor that inner earth is a paradise — known only to those who know about it — is true. So … Read more
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John Boehner Suffering from ‘Walking Nervous Breakdown’
Doctor says it could be the key to understanding Boehner Sources close to the White House say that they would have a debt deal today if it weren’t … Read more
Sheldon Adelson Receives ‘Worst Investor of the Year’ Award
Vegas Billionaire Sheldon Adelson knows how to make money and he knows how to spend it, or so his financial advisors thought until they finished counting all the … Read more
Secret to Mayan Calendar Revealed
The Mayan Calendar: Predicting the end of the world as we know it? We are now just about a month away from the end of the world, and … Read more
Honey Boo Boo Ups Salary Demand to Include Twinkies
Child stars have their limits: No Twinkies is beyond the pale Alana Thompson, the child star of the reality hit (by the lowest standards possible) series Here Comes … Read more
Obama Schedules ‘Haters’ Beer Summit
Newly re-elected Obama ever-optimistic, reaching out President Obama has asked the White House kitchen staff to order up a couple cases of Texas’ best Shiner Bock and to … Read more
Christian Coalition Torn between Hating Obama and Fearing Armageddon
Founder Pat Robertson finding it difficult to re-focus after Obama victory The elections are over, Obama has won decisively, and now the Christian Coalition is at a crossroads. … Read more
Where Are All the Obama Signs?
Several Florida residents are scratching their heads and wondering why there is a dearth of Obama signs in the Orlando area. Janie Collins, a 27-year old volunteer with … Read more
Early Romney Voters in Ohio Asking for Do-Over After Sandy
‘Voter’s remorse’ strikes as real-world problems highlight differences between candidates Requests are flooding the Ohio Supervisor of Elections office in Columbus, Ohio from early voters who want their … Read more
Ann Coulter and Sarah Palin Trade Barbs Over ‘Retard’ Comment
The mentally challenged battle over use of “retard” in public comments Ann Coulter is taking plenty of heat for her use of the word “retard” to describe President … Read more
