P. Beckert

P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial. Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fight an onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.

Romney Under Attack, Explains ‘Binders Full of Women’

By P. Beckert, October 17, 2012August 21, 2019

Acknowledges he’ll need many binders full of women to vote for him Mitt Romney has come under fire for his statement at the 2nd Presidential Debate that he … Read more

Overworked Guardian Angels Putting Lives at Risk

By P. Beckert, October 13, 2012March 19, 2019

Today’s busy lifestyles are beginning to take a toll on the angelic presence sent here to protect us, according to a Catholic priest who says he’s personally witnessed … Read more

47 Percent Distancing Themselves from the 99% of Which 52% Don’t Identify With the One Percent

By P. Beckert, October 12, 2012March 19, 2019

We’re 77 percent sure this article will clarify things for about 47 percent of you The lines between the haves and have nots are still a bit blurry, … Read more

Romney, the Artful Dodger, Takes on Big Bird and the World

By P. Beckert, October 10, 2012February 5, 2020

Romney: “Who deserves public support more, dumb ol’ Big Bird or Olympic star Rafalca?” Mitt Romney, feeling fine after his self-proclaimed stellar performance in the first presidential debate … Read more

Comedy Central Endorses Mitt Romney for President

By P. Beckert, October 8, 2012March 9, 2021

Shocking Comedy Central endorsement underscores desperate need for dependable comic fodder The various personalities that make up the Comedy Central channel were asked on Friday to give their … Read more

Romney Accuses Obama of Psyching Him out Before the Debate

By P. Beckert, October 2, 2012October 11, 2017

The presidential debate chess match begins It is just one day before the first presidential debate and folks in the Romney camp are already coming up with excuses … Read more

Psychiatrist Offering Free Therapy Sessions for Romney Voters

By P. Beckert, October 1, 2012July 13, 2013

A Pennsylvania psychiatrist is seeing a pattern emerging among older voters in his state who, even after all the signs that Mitt Romney is definitely not prepared to … Read more

Rush Limbaugh Says Al Gore Not to Blame for His Shrinkage

By P. Beckert, September 25, 2012July 13, 2013

Rush Limbaugh was unusually candid this week regarding the size of his penis. “They tell me it has something to do with Al Gore and his climate change … Read more

Taking Away Cell Phones Best Crime Deterrent Ever

By P. Beckert, September 21, 2012October 14, 2016

Tell criminals they can’t bring their cell phones to jail, and “they turn in to puddles of mush” Earlier this year, a circuit court judge from Omaha, Nebraska … Read more

Hashtag #RomneyRage Takes On #MuslimRage in Race for King of the Twitter-verse

By P. Beckert, September 19, 2012November 15, 2023

The secretly taped Romney video that just exploded onto the scene has the blogosphere, Twitter and Facebook going wild. In the video, Romney is addressing some of his … Read more