Meatloaf Performance at Rally Stops Romney Surge in its Tracks
The fat lady has sung, or in this case, the fat drunken has-been rock star known as Meatloaf has sung, finally crippling one of the crookedest-run Presidential campaigns … Read more
Sly Mockery
Obama Volunteer Thanks God for Strong Third Debate Performance
The presidential race is now down to the last two weeks and, as a volunteer working for the Obama camp, let me just say one thing “Hallelujah for … Read more
Marijuana Fundraisers Inundated with Donations of Twigs and Seeds
Election Day is almost here and two states, Arkansas and Massachusetts have ballot initiatives to legalize medical marijuana. What does this mean? It means pot is a smoking … Read more
Romney Under Attack, Explains ‘Binders Full of Women’
Acknowledges he’ll need many binders full of women to vote for him Mitt Romney has come under fire for his statement at the 2nd Presidential Debate that he … Read more
Overworked Guardian Angels Putting Lives at Risk
Today’s busy lifestyles are beginning to take a toll on the angelic presence sent here to protect us, according to a Catholic priest who says he’s personally witnessed … Read more
47 Percent Distancing Themselves from the 99% of Which 52% Don’t Identify With the One Percent
We’re 77 percent sure this article will clarify things for about 47 percent of you The lines between the haves and have nots are still a bit blurry, … Read more
Romney, the Artful Dodger, Takes on Big Bird and the World
Romney: “Who deserves public support more, dumb ol’ Big Bird or Olympic star Rafalca?” Mitt Romney, feeling fine after his self-proclaimed stellar performance in the first presidential debate … Read more
Comedy Central Endorses Mitt Romney for President
Shocking Comedy Central endorsement underscores desperate need for dependable comic fodder The various personalities that make up the Comedy Central channel were asked on Friday to give their … Read more
Romney Accuses Obama of Psyching Him out Before the Debate
The presidential debate chess match begins It is just one day before the first presidential debate and folks in the Romney camp are already coming up with excuses … Read more
Psychiatrist Offering Free Therapy Sessions for Romney Voters
A Pennsylvania psychiatrist is seeing a pattern emerging among older voters in his state who, even after all the signs that Mitt Romney is definitely not prepared to … Read more
