P. Beckert

P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial. Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fight an onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.

Workshops Planned to Keep GOP Convention Attendees Out of Trouble

By P. Beckert, August 28, 2012December 21, 2018

Strip clubs historically a popular destination for the ‘family values’ crowd at GOP conventions The GOP Convention is finally here, and lest you think it will be all … Read more

Ann Romney Miscarriage Details Disclosed, But Still No Tax Info

By P. Beckert, August 24, 2012July 13, 2013

According to an in-depth profile of Ann Romney recently released by the AP, the Romneys suffered more heart-breaking news. According to the report, not only does Ann Romney … Read more

Missouri Proposes Plan to Switch from Public to Home Schooling System

By P. Beckert, August 23, 2012July 13, 2013

Kansas City, MO – As the school year starts up again around the country, news of a radical plan to totally abolish the public school system in the … Read more

Revealed: Mitt Romney Would Prefer to Trade Places with Paul Ryan

By P. Beckert, August 17, 2012August 8, 2015

Was his introduction of Paul Ryan as “the next president” actually a Freudian slip? Mitt Romney has asked the GOP to look into the possibility of trading his … Read more

Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, Paul Ryan…Ryan O’Neal?

By P. Beckert, August 16, 2012April 9, 2017

As we all know by now, Mitt Romney has selected Paul Ryan as his running mate. Many Republicans are coming forward and saying this is no coincidence due … Read more

Special Mattress Introduced in Anticipation of Romney/Ryan Win

By P. Beckert, August 13, 2012March 18, 2019

If there is a Romney/Ryan administration, spooked Americans will need alternatives Master Mattress Mart, the third largest mattress firm in the United States, has just announced a brand … Read more

Obama Praises Papa John’s for Threatening to Raise Pizza Prices

By P. Beckert, August 11, 2012November 25, 2021

Health-conscious presidential couple back Papa John’s decision The CEO and founder of Papa John’s Pizza, John Schnatter, has recently come out against Obamacare, declaring that if the President’s … Read more

President Obama Relieved Catholic Cardinal Withdraws Invite to Al Smith Dinner

By P. Beckert, August 9, 2012August 10, 2014

An invite prematurely sent to President Obama and GOP Presidential candidate, Mitt Romney to attend a traditional Al Smith Dinner hosted by the Archbishop of New York created quite … Read more

Alex Jones Calls Mars Landing a Fake

By P. Beckert, August 7, 2012March 9, 2021

Conspiracy theorist wastes no time debunking Curiosity Mars landing Alex Jones, a radio personality most noted for his conspiracy theories, has come out just hours after NASA announced … Read more

National Satire Day Announcement Prompts Protest from Romney Campaign

By P. Beckert, August 5, 2012July 18, 2016

Anti-satire effort backfires; prompts more satire It was announced Friday that President Obama has declared October 19 “National Satire Day.” The date, for those unfamiliar with satire, is … Read more