P. Beckert

P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial. Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fight an onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.

China Loses Millions as Vuvuzelas Banned from 2012 Olympics

By P. Beckert, August 4, 2012August 8, 2015

Listen carefully and you’ll hear something you didn’t hear at the 2010 World Cup…the sound of silence. As many will remember, the plastic horn known as the vuvuzela … Read more

Karl Rove Secret Plan Exposed: Replace Mitt Romney with Jeb Bush

By P. Beckert, August 2, 2012September 30, 2021

Karl Rove is tired of playing nice guy. In fact, those closest to him know that he reached his limit with Mitt Romney long before he was even … Read more

Romney Calls Foul on Choice of First Presidential Debate Moderator, Katie Couric

By P. Beckert, August 2, 2012March 18, 2019

While it hasn’t been officially announced, the Romney camp claims that they have been told by unconfirmed sources that the moderator for the first Presidential Debate set to … Read more

Ralph Lauren Apologizes to Mitt Romney for Chinese-Made Yarmulke

By P. Beckert, July 30, 2012December 21, 2018

Romney blames Obama campaign Ralph Lauren has found himself in another tight spot this weekend when it was revealed that the yarmulkes he designed for Romney’s visit to … Read more

Steroid Use Gets Satirist Banned from Covering 2012 Olympics

By P. Beckert, July 26, 2012September 30, 2021

Johnny B. Rotten, a writer who makes his living making fun of the people who make the world an interesting place to live, has officially been banned from … Read more

Mark Zuckerberg Begs Businesses to Quit Giving Him Free Stuff

By P. Beckert, July 25, 2012November 15, 2023

‘Enough already with the gifts,’ says Facebook’s Zuckerberg, ‘and don’t Poke me either’ Ever since Mark Zuckerberg joined the ranks of the uber rich, he’s been receiving free … Read more

Expert Says Moldy Bible Likely Source of Michele Bachmann Outbursts

By P. Beckert, July 19, 2012March 18, 2019

Batsh*t crazy? Minnesota congresswoman has an excuse, signed by her doctor: The mold made her do it As the calls continue to mount for Michele Bachmann to apologize … Read more

‘Smart’ Chewing Gum Could Put America on Top in Education

By P. Beckert, July 15, 2012February 28, 2016

A new startup company by the name of PharmaPend is in the business of seeking out passed over and forgotten scientific patent filings and developing them into name-brand … Read more

Photos of Mitt Romney in Tea Bag Speedo Emerge

By P. Beckert, July 14, 2012July 13, 2013

Less than a week after Mitt Romney and his family returned from vacation in New Hampshire, photos have begun emerging showing a relaxed Mittster soaking up the sun … Read more

Bohemian Grove Gathering to Include Makeovers and Pillow Fights

By P. Beckert, July 12, 2012November 15, 2023

This year, the infamous gathering at the Bohemian Grove will include activities for those unsalted crackers who want to embrace their feminine side The secret is out. This weekend … Read more