‘Smart’ Chewing Gum Could Put America on Top in Education
A new startup company by the name of PharmaPend is in the business of seeking out passed over and forgotten scientific patent filings and developing them into name-brand … Read more
Sly Mockery
Photos of Mitt Romney in Tea Bag Speedo Emerge
Less than a week after Mitt Romney and his family returned from vacation in New Hampshire, photos have begun emerging showing a relaxed Mittster soaking up the sun … Read more
Bohemian Grove Gathering to Include Makeovers and Pillow Fights
This year, the infamous gathering at the Bohemian Grove will include activities for those unsalted crackers who want to embrace their feminine side The secret is out. This weekend … Read more
Republicans Not Sure Which Grover to Follow, Norquist or the Muppet
Republican lawmakers have been pretty gung-ho these past couple years to sign the Taxpayer Protection Pledge penned by Conservative Lobbyist and smarmy ringleader, Grover Norquist. The pledge essentially … Read more
Mystery Solved! Chief Justice John Roberts Has a Conscience After All
As the pundits go crazy trying to figure out just what made the very conservative Supreme Court Justice John Roberts place a very un-conservative decision into President Obama’s … Read more
Being on Steroids
Being on steroids is like: Normal…during a high-speed chase. Arnold Schwarzenegger on helium. Looking into a cracked mirror and still being able to see a whole face. Trying … Read more
Satan Tickled Pink Over Havoc He’s Wreaking Worldwide
Psychics tell of urgent messages from Satan A psychic who claims to be able to follow the whereabouts and goings on of Satan says the Lord of the … Read more
‘Penis Prologue’ Heats Up War of the Sexes in Michigan
A hastily written script entitled the “Penis Prologue” is scheduled to be read by Michigan Speaker James Bolger on the Michigan State Capitol steps Friday before hundreds of … Read more
Nationwide Bake Sales Expected to Make Millions for Obama Campaign
Romney backers suspicious of brownie ingredients Organizers for the Obama camp are currently making plans to hold bake sales in cities all across America for the sole purpose … Read more
Chemical Castration May Await Sandusky at Sentencing
An emergency sentencing guideline, dealing with punishment for child predators, is being pushed through the Pennsylvania Commission on Sentencing (PCS) today. It could allow the Judge in the … Read more
