P. Beckert

P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial. Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fight an onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.

Republicans Not Sure Which Grover to Follow, Norquist or the Muppet

By P. Beckert, July 11, 2012March 18, 2019

Republican lawmakers have been pretty gung-ho these past couple years to sign the Taxpayer Protection Pledge penned by Conservative Lobbyist and smarmy ringleader, Grover Norquist. The pledge essentially … Read more

Mystery Solved! Chief Justice John Roberts Has a Conscience After All

By P. Beckert, July 6, 2012July 13, 2013

As the pundits go crazy trying to figure out just what made the very conservative Supreme Court Justice John Roberts place a very un-conservative decision into President Obama’s … Read more

Being on Steroids

By P. Beckert, June 29, 2012July 13, 2013

Being on steroids is like: Normal…during a high-speed chase. Arnold Schwarzenegger on helium. Looking into a cracked mirror and still being able to see a whole face. Trying … Read more

Satan Tickled Pink Over Havoc He’s Wreaking Worldwide

By P. Beckert, June 24, 2012July 13, 2013

Psychics tell of urgent messages from Satan A psychic who claims to be able to follow the whereabouts and goings on of Satan says the Lord of the … Read more

‘Penis Prologue’ Heats Up War of the Sexes in Michigan

By P. Beckert, June 20, 2012July 13, 2013

A hastily written script entitled the “Penis Prologue” is scheduled to be read by Michigan Speaker James Bolger on the Michigan State Capitol steps Friday before hundreds of … Read more

Nationwide Bake Sales Expected to Make Millions for Obama Campaign

By P. Beckert, June 16, 2012July 13, 2013

Romney backers suspicious of brownie ingredients Organizers for the Obama camp are currently making plans to hold bake sales in cities all across America for the sole purpose … Read more

Chemical Castration May Await Sandusky at Sentencing

By P. Beckert, June 14, 2012October 14, 2016

An emergency sentencing guideline, dealing with punishment for child predators, is being pushed through the Pennsylvania Commission on Sentencing (PCS) today. It could allow the Judge in the … Read more

Celebrating Father’s Day with a Bang: Ohio Allows Minors to Purchase Guns as Gifts for Dad

By P. Beckert, June 12, 2012October 14, 2016

‘Right on target’ says guv re: kids buying guns Ohio Governor John Kasich has signed a temporary executive order allowing children as young as ten-years old to purchase … Read more

Walmart Institutes Dress Code for Shoppers

By P. Beckert, June 10, 2012July 13, 2013

Strategy is part of a makeover for the image-conscious Walmart chain After years of being the butt of jokes regarding the class of shoppers it attracts, Walmart executives … Read more

Mitt Romney Wants New Tour Bus Equipped with Gaydar

By P. Beckert, June 7, 2012July 13, 2013

According to reliable sources, Mitt Romney is about to get a brand new tour bus, as his old one is falling apart and starting to smell a bit … Read more