P. Beckert

P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial. Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fight an onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.

Dick Cheney Proposes ‘Duels, Not Debates,’ Wows NRA

By P. Beckert, May 26, 2012July 13, 2013

Just when you thought Dick Cheney couldn’t top himself for thinking way out of the box, he comes up with another great idea, at least in the eyes … Read more

Scott Walker Signs Emergency Executive Order Outlawing Recall Elections

By P. Beckert, May 25, 2012July 13, 2013

MADISON, WI — Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker has taken extraordinary steps to make sure there will be no recall election this coming Tuesday. “By the powers vested in … Read more

Truck Spills Thousands of Gallons of Beer, Obama Declares Day of Mourning

By P. Beckert, May 22, 2012July 13, 2013

A semi truck carrying thousands of gallons of beer overturned in Volusia County early Tuesday morning, spilling beer over the northbound lanes of I-95. Police say hundreds of … Read more

Analyst Indicates Facebook Users Could Take Down Facebook in a Heartbeat

By P. Beckert, May 18, 2012July 13, 2013

What if Facebook users decided they don’t like someone making big bucks off them while they get nothing? While Facebook boasts that its users cannot live without it, … Read more

Governor Scott Walker Declares State-Wide Burn Ban Leading Up to Recall Election

By P. Beckert, May 16, 2012July 13, 2013

MADISON, WI — Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker has officially declared a state-wide emergency burn ban in response to reports that dozens of campaign signs on behalf of the … Read more

American Made Product Found at Thrift Store

By P. Beckert, May 13, 2012July 13, 2013

GARY, IN — Helen Schrum was putting a new box of tissues inside an old plastic tissue box holder she bought last month at the Salvation Army when … Read more

Barack Obama Thanks Bristol Palin for Unsolicited Parental Advice

By P. Beckert, May 13, 2012July 13, 2013

Barack Obama made certain that he acknowledged the wise words he received indirectly Friday from Bristol Palin with regards to his stance on same-sex marriage. “We are just … Read more

Mitt Romney Reveals He Was Ruthlessly Bullied in School

By P. Beckert, May 11, 2012July 13, 2013

Admits receiving an atomic wedgie that turned him into bully Mitt Romney is fighting back against his political attackers, saying he became a bully only after being a … Read more

Romney Campaign to Use Retardants to Avoid Pants Catching Fire

By P. Beckert, May 9, 2012July 13, 2013

Things heating up as fact-checkers toil overtime The Romney camp announced today that it is sparing no expense in maintaining the safety of their candidate during the months … Read more

Ted Nugent Flies Into Rage Over Romney Gaffe

By P. Beckert, May 6, 2012July 13, 2013

Ted Nugent blasted the Republican Party’s nominee for President today calling him “a sorry-ass excuse for a Confederate leader” after hearing Romney pronounce his name wrong several times … Read more