P. Beckert

P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial. Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fight an onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.

Rupert Murdock Resigns From News Corp, Starts The Sun Acres Newsletter

By P. Beckert, May 4, 2012July 13, 2013

WHITE PLAINS, NY — The news this week, that Rupert Murdoch is not fit to run News Corp as Chairman and CEO, has hit Murdoch pretty hard according … Read more

Biggest Moon This Year May Cause Record Drunkenness on Cinco de Mayo

By P. Beckert, May 3, 2012July 13, 2013

A new warning from the Astronomers Sociological Studies (ASS) group is being circulated around college campuses nationwide advising that this month’s full moon on May 5th may have … Read more

Startling Poll Results Indicate Why Romney Can’t Win Women’s Vote

By P. Beckert, April 26, 2012July 13, 2013

Republicans are doing everything they can to turn the tides on the upcoming election and get the women’s vote, by trying to change their minds about Mitt Romney. … Read more

Oklahoma Woman Arrested for Cooking Hash; Ted Nugent Talks Turkey

By P. Beckert, April 22, 2012July 13, 2013

NORMAN, OK – A perfect storm of a misread new law on the books, an already stressed-to-the-max police team, and a whole lot of miscommunication sent a Norman, … Read more

Ann Romney Offered Job as Latest ‘Real Housewife’ on Bravo

By P. Beckert, April 21, 2012July 13, 2013

Bravo network has reportedly offered Ann Romney a chance to become the latest real housewife to appear in their wildly popular reality series Real Housewives. The offer comes … Read more

Loose Cannon Shows Up at Annual NRA Meeting

By P. Beckert, April 19, 2012July 13, 2013

A cannon that had been reported missing for a few days showed up just in time to become a spectacle at the annual NRA meeting in St. Louis … Read more

Jeff Lewis: Attacked by the Ghost of Joan Crawford with a Wire Hanger?

By P. Beckert, April 17, 2012July 13, 2013

Bravo personality, Jeff Lewis, is feeling much better today after spending the better part of last night in a bathtub filled with hot water and Epsom salts to … Read more

Political Activist Group Petition Drive Runs Amok

By P. Beckert, April 16, 2012July 13, 2013

The Political Activist Group “Making Change” is reaching out to their contributor base, asking for ideas for new petitions to keep the heat on Washington and Wall Street. … Read more

Restaurant Chain in North Korea Closes as Food Aid Cancelled

By P. Beckert, April 14, 2012July 13, 2013

PYONGYANG – A new restaurant chain in North Korea delayed the launch of several new locations after the United States announced it would no longer provide food aid … Read more

Something Scarier Than Friday 13th?

By P. Beckert, April 13, 2012July 13, 2013

Professor isolates new compound fear worse than Friday 13th: Mittotrickstertriskaidekaphobia Many folks have a fear of the number thirteen, a phobia known as triskaidekaphobia. Taking that one step … Read more