P. Beckert

P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial. Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fight an onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.

Donald Trump: ‘Thin Skin’ Disorder May Lead to Undoing

By P. Beckert, March 18, 2016October 9, 2022

Doctors have warned Trump not to seek office, as he has such a thin skin when it comes to criticism. In 2012, we reported that Donald Trump had … Read more

Trump Hires Mini-Me to Steal Short Man Vote from Rubio

By P. Beckert, February 23, 2016August 26, 2022

The luxurious Trump also accused Ted Cruz of lying about his height. Donald Trump is leaving no stone unturned as he marches his way across the south, preemptively … Read more

Koch Brothers’ Big Move: Attempting to Buy Way into Heaven

By P. Beckert, January 22, 2016January 22, 2016

By pulling their considerable campaign donation sums, and putting it into orphanages, the Koch brothers hope to restart their own, heavenly, campaigns. Charles and David Koch made an … Read more

ISIS to Use Remote-Control Bombs: Suicide Bombers Fuming

By P. Beckert, January 8, 2016January 26, 2021

Call ISIS decision-makers ‘weak’ and ‘pussies’ A group of suicide bombers have made it known that they are not the least bit happy about a decision made by … Read more

McDonald’s Introduces Healthy Fries: Diners Hostile

By P. Beckert, December 20, 2015January 5, 2016

Regulars complain that they don’t eat at McDonald’s for their health The biggest fast food restaurant in the business announced last month that they were introducing an alternative … Read more

Donald Trump: Kim Jong-un Would Make Awesome Vice President

By P. Beckert, August 17, 2015

‘Kim Jong-un scares the crap outta me,’ which makes him qualified, says Trump. Speaking on Meet the Press this morning, The Donald was again in rare form, using … Read more

‘Win-Win’ a Losing Proposition, Say the Unfortunate

By P. Beckert, June 7, 2015August 11, 2015

Losers claim ‘win-win’ just a ploy to sell books Losers around the world are waking up today to the sad realization that regardless of what they’ve been told … Read more

Bill O’Reilly Shoots Own Foot to Prove He’s Seen Combat

By P. Beckert, February 27, 2015August 26, 2022

“I think this proves once and for all that I saw combat.” – Bill O’Reilly The controversy continues over whether or not the O’Reilly Factor host, Bill O’Reilly, … Read more

‘God Bless You’ Mandate Gains Steam in Republican Senate

By P. Beckert, February 25, 2015August 11, 2015

New Senate protocol would require all Senators to say “God bless you” at appropriate times. In case you haven’t heard, the Republican members of the 114th U.S. Congress … Read more

Nightmares Prompt Kim Jong-un to Take Up Zumba

By P. Beckert, January 15, 2015August 11, 2015

Kim Jong-un looking to get pudgy self fit Apparently, fear of his dead father is resurfacing in a big way and has been keeping North Korean supreme leader … Read more