P. Beckert

P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial. Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fight an onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.

Post Office Ceasing Service in Several States

By P. Beckert, December 21, 2014

Due to low mail volume, the US Post Office is cutting back The United States Post Office today announced plans to cut back, severely curtail, or not deliver … Read more

Enclave of Rich White Folk Claim to be ‘Last True Americans’

By P. Beckert, December 20, 2014August 11, 2015

The “only true Americans” in America trademark the name “TruMerica” A small group of rich, white people calling themselves TruMericans have begun work on a 100-acre piece of … Read more

Terrorist Winter Retreat Canceled Due to Infighting

By P. Beckert, December 1, 2014March 9, 2021

Middle Eastern terrorists bummed annual time of ‘fun and relaxation’ won’t happen By Mike Kelly and P. Beckert The annual winter retreat of Middle Eastern terrorists organizations was … Read more

Female Scientist Wears Dildo Strapped to Head at News Conference

By P. Beckert, November 25, 2014December 21, 2018

Dildo accessory is in response to controversy surrounding shirt worn by a male scientist working on the comet landing project. By P. Beckert and Mike Kelly Dr. Margaret … Read more

Doctors Baffled by Iowa Man’s Inability to Remain Erect

By P. Beckert, November 11, 2014November 11, 2014

Doctors at the Iowa City VA Health Care System in Iowa City, Iowa, are baffled by the case of a local man who appears to have lost the … Read more

Governor Rick Scott Just Says No to ‘Dopeheads’ in Florida

By P. Beckert, October 24, 2014March 19, 2019

“They can’t fool me, I’ve seen ‘Reefer Madness!’” – Gov. Rick Scott Florida Governor Rick Scott says he is on the side of the law that says “No” … Read more

Human Robocall Machine Breaks Down

By P. Beckert, October 13, 2014

Woman suffers PST after making thousands of anti-Mitch McConnell robocalls A California woman is resting comfortably in LA General Hospital after suffering an ailment that until now had … Read more

Burger King Describes Latest Whopper as ‘Loaded’

By P. Beckert, September 1, 2014February 25, 2022

We knew Burger King’s food was rich, but this is ridiculous. Burger King, the whopper giant that sits perpetually in the cool shade of rival McDonald’s when it … Read more

How to Get the Most Out of Your Labor Day Weeke…Oh Look a Squirrel!

By P. Beckert, September 1, 2014August 11, 2015

Musings on the Labor Day holiday In honor of all those hard-working people who are taking a day off (actually, only the people lucky enough to have bosses … Read more

Local Woman Needs Button Replacements After Husband Wears Them Out

By P. Beckert, August 18, 2014August 21, 2019

Doctor confirms spouse is likeliest to push your buttons and wear you out. Marjorie Shuway is recovering nicely after a button transplant was performed throughout various parts of … Read more