Bill O’Reilly Shoots Own Foot to Prove He’s Seen Combat
“I think this proves once and for all that I saw combat.” – Bill O’Reilly The controversy continues over whether or not the O’Reilly Factor host, Bill O’Reilly, … Read more
Sly Mockery
‘God Bless You’ Mandate Gains Steam in Republican Senate
New Senate protocol would require all Senators to say “God bless you” at appropriate times. In case you haven’t heard, the Republican members of the 114th U.S. Congress … Read more
Nightmares Prompt Kim Jong-un to Take Up Zumba
Kim Jong-un looking to get pudgy self fit Apparently, fear of his dead father is resurfacing in a big way and has been keeping North Korean supreme leader … Read more
Smart Home Threatens Owners with Eviction
They are in big demand, but this ‘smart home’ is a little full of itself Smart homes have been around for a couple of decades now. Special wiring … Read more
Post Office Ceasing Service in Several States
Due to low mail volume, the US Post Office is cutting back The United States Post Office today announced plans to cut back, severely curtail, or not deliver … Read more
Enclave of Rich White Folk Claim to be ‘Last True Americans’
The “only true Americans” in America trademark the name “TruMerica” A small group of rich, white people calling themselves TruMericans have begun work on a 100-acre piece of … Read more
Terrorist Winter Retreat Canceled Due to Infighting
Middle Eastern terrorists bummed annual time of ‘fun and relaxation’ won’t happen By Mike Kelly and P. Beckert The annual winter retreat of Middle Eastern terrorists organizations was … Read more
Female Scientist Wears Dildo Strapped to Head at News Conference
Dildo accessory is in response to controversy surrounding shirt worn by a male scientist working on the comet landing project. By P. Beckert and Mike Kelly Dr. Margaret … Read more
Doctors Baffled by Iowa Man’s Inability to Remain Erect
Doctors at the Iowa City VA Health Care System in Iowa City, Iowa, are baffled by the case of a local man who appears to have lost the … Read more
Governor Rick Scott Just Says No to ‘Dopeheads’ in Florida
“They can’t fool me, I’ve seen ‘Reefer Madness!’” – Gov. Rick Scott Florida Governor Rick Scott says he is on the side of the law that says “No” … Read more
