P. Beckert

P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial. Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fight an onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.

Local Woman Needs Button Replacements After Husband Wears Them Out

By P. Beckert, August 18, 2014August 21, 2019

Doctor confirms spouse is likeliest to push your buttons and wear you out. Marjorie Shuway is recovering nicely after a button transplant was performed throughout various parts of … Read more

Hillary Clinton Apparently Unaware Obama Cannot Run for Third Term

By P. Beckert, August 14, 2014March 19, 2019

Former First Lady Hillary Clinton gearing up to get revenge In case no one has noticed lately, it seems former Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, has been a … Read more

Austinites Dumbfounded Over Forbes Pick of Washington D.C. as Coolest City

By P. Beckert, August 11, 2014August 11, 2015

D.C. as “Coolest City”? What does Forbes know about cool, anyway? Citizens of Austin, Texas are said to be somewhat confused over a new Forbes Magazine article naming … Read more

Proposed Franken-Stein Amendment to Farm Bill Takes on GMOs

By P. Beckert, August 9, 2014March 9, 2021

GMO Franken-Stein bill: “It’s alive!” GMO labeling has gotten a lot of press lately. The biggest news on this front last year was the vote of Sen. Al … Read more

Pornographic Weather Map Shocks Viewers

By P. Beckert, July 8, 2014

A weather map deemed “pornographic” was quickly removed today. “The graphic was a bit too graphic,” said a spokesman. A weather map showing a slow-moving storm stretching across … Read more

Big Pharma Offering Top Dollar to Suicidal Human Guinea Pigs

By P. Beckert, July 6, 2014April 21, 2021

Suicidal Americans, a minority on the rise, now have a new, tailor-made employment opportunity. Listen up, all you suicidal sorts out there. Big pharma has an offer you … Read more

Marco Polo Pool Game Cause of Numerous Deaths in Orlando

By P. Beckert, June 26, 2014August 11, 2015

The children’s pool game, Marco Polo, is dangerously annoying. Joseph Puerile, 84, was rushed to Orlando Regional Medical Center, where he was later pronounced dead. The cause of … Read more

Animal Rights Activist Wants Gummy Bears Taken Off Market

By P. Beckert, June 22, 2014August 10, 2017

Gummy Bears, while cute and tasty, set bad example SAN DIEGO, CA — Gummy Bears candy has been around for decades, giving children the world over a fun … Read more

Father’s Day Iron Dad Competition Cancelled Due to Lack of Registrants

By P. Beckert, June 17, 2014August 11, 2015

Father’s Day “Iron Dad Competition” squelched due to nothing but “Softie Dads” available BIRMINGHAM, AL – The “10th Annual Father’s Day Iron Dad Competition,” set to take place … Read more

Kim Jong Un to Replace North Korean Meteorologists with Jim Cantore

By P. Beckert, June 13, 2014June 17, 2014

Jim Cantore not excited about prospect of working for Kim Jong un Supreme Leader Kim Jong un was hopping mad this week when, for the umpteenth time, his … Read more