Disney Execs Happy with Raising Admission Prices Again
Minnie and Mickey Mouse lose it during Disney press conference ORLANDO, FL — Disney announced last week that they are raising their park entry fees once again to … Read more
Minnie and Mickey Mouse lose it during Disney press conference ORLANDO, FL — Disney announced last week that they are raising their park entry fees once again to … Read more
Prompt delivery by the Post Office? Too shocking! Delores Doldrums, age 67, has been sending various care packages to her nieces and nephews for decades and not once … Read more
DNA test: God particle could be lesser known Jesus particle Sister Mary Catherine Ruth McTierney of Boston, Massachusetts, has found herself smack dab in the middle of a … Read more
Bundy Ranch events for fun-loving militia Contrary to news reports from several mainstream media outlets that the stand-off at the Cliven Bundy ranch was devolving into a free-for … Read more
One hoarder who did not bother with newspapers or junk City workers with the local Health Department in Dallas, Texas, were called to the 1300 Block of Throckmorton … Read more
Chattering about writer’s block Pat Beekers has been wandering about her home feeling inadequate as a writer these days ever since she had all her teeth pulled. Little … Read more
Green eggs and ham Ted Cruz Texas Sen. Ted Cruz has announced a new book deal with HarperCollins that will purportedly earn him well into the six figures. … Read more
The Affordable Care Act deadline for signups has passed: Procrastinators object, saying theirs is a preexisting condition. Shirley Blessfield has been putting off getting an insurance policy under … Read more
Jon Stewart says he is now rich enough to own himself. The Daily Show is one man poorer this morning with the announcement that Jon Stewart is now … Read more
Physicists agree the “bobblehead man” theory is the best explanation so far. David McKenney of Huntingdon, England is in the hospital today, after, for no explicable reason, he … Read more