P. Beckert

P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial. Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fight an onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.

Mysterious “Bobblehead” Man Vibrates at High Frequency; Flies into Crowd

By P. Beckert, March 25, 2014March 9, 2021

Physicists agree the “bobblehead man” theory is the best explanation so far. David McKenney of Huntingdon, England is in the hospital today, after, for no explicable reason, he … Read more

American Lightweight Drinkers Amuse Irish Pub Owners on St. Patrick’s Day

By P. Beckert, March 24, 2014August 11, 2015

Another St. Patrick’s Day has come and gone Another St. Patrick’s Day has come and gone, and with its passing comes some great tales from Irish expatriates who … Read more

Westboro Baptist Congregation Scheduled to Picket Fred Phelps’ Funeral

By P. Beckert, March 20, 2014March 19, 2019

Fred Phelps: Why did the Lord take him? TOPEKA, Kansas — Fred Phelps, founder and past pastor of Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas, is dead. His family … Read more

Pot Dispensary Sells Dragon-Shaped Cheese Puffs as “Stoner Food”

By P. Beckert, March 17, 2014March 19, 2019

New stoner food market created by legalized pot could be billion-dollar industry. After reading a story on his favorite satire site about cheese puffs that resemble tiny dinosaurs, … Read more

Miley Cyrus Quotes – Then and Now

By P. Beckert, March 12, 2014March 19, 2019

Cute and innocent: Those were the days, my friend. Just for fun, let’s compare some Miley Cyrus quotes from back in the day with what she’s saying now. … Read more

Local Woman Obsessed with Making Pancakes with Likeness of Jesus or Somebody

By P. Beckert, March 11, 2014August 11, 2015

Likeness of Jesus or Buddha or someone famous on pancakes could sell big on eBay, woman claims. Lois Reiner, from Hoboken, New Jersey, is a woman with one … Read more

Idaho State Senator Furious Over Virtual Lap Dance Ban

By P. Beckert, March 9, 2014August 11, 2015

“There goes Idaho’s chances of ever hosting a CPAC convention!” said the senator, regarding the virtual lap dance ban in his state. BOISE, Idaho — Sen. Sam Getzless … Read more

Giant Sinkhole Draining Gulf of Mexico

By P. Beckert, March 4, 2014August 11, 2015

Scientist: “At least this sinkhole might finally allow us to clean up all of BP’s spilled oil.” NAPLES, FL — Despite warnings of rising coastal waters around the … Read more

The Fight Against Breast Cancer: Turning into a Circus?

By P. Beckert, February 22, 2014November 15, 2023

Breast cancer awareness: Going a bit nuts over pink Ok, I’ve officially seen it all. Well, that may be an exaggeration. I’m sure there are plenty more “save … Read more

Strange Hieroglyphics Found on Russian Meteorite

By P. Beckert, February 19, 2014January 30, 2016

Could meteorite contain cosmic message? Chelyabinsk, Russia — Scientists have located a large chunk of the Chelyabinsk meteorite that came crashing down in Siberia on February 15 last … Read more