Dr. Seuss Inspiration for New Ted Cruz Book
Green eggs and ham Ted Cruz Texas Sen. Ted Cruz has announced a new book deal with HarperCollins that will purportedly earn him well into the six figures. … Read more
Green eggs and ham Ted Cruz Texas Sen. Ted Cruz has announced a new book deal with HarperCollins that will purportedly earn him well into the six figures. … Read more
The Affordable Care Act deadline for signups has passed: Procrastinators object, saying theirs is a preexisting condition. Shirley Blessfield has been putting off getting an insurance policy under … Read more
Jon Stewart says he is now rich enough to own himself. The Daily Show is one man poorer this morning with the announcement that Jon Stewart is now … Read more
Physicists agree the “bobblehead man” theory is the best explanation so far. David McKenney of Huntingdon, England is in the hospital today, after, for no explicable reason, he … Read more
Another St. Patrick’s Day has come and gone Another St. Patrick’s Day has come and gone, and with its passing comes some great tales from Irish expatriates who … Read more
Fred Phelps: Why did the Lord take him? TOPEKA, Kansas — Fred Phelps, founder and past pastor of Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas, is dead. His family … Read more
New stoner food market created by legalized pot could be billion-dollar industry. After reading a story on his favorite satire site about cheese puffs that resemble tiny dinosaurs, … Read more
Cute and innocent: Those were the days, my friend. Just for fun, let’s compare some Miley Cyrus quotes from back in the day with what she’s saying now. … Read more
Likeness of Jesus or Buddha or someone famous on pancakes could sell big on eBay, woman claims. Lois Reiner, from Hoboken, New Jersey, is a woman with one … Read more
“There goes Idaho’s chances of ever hosting a CPAC convention!” said the senator, regarding the virtual lap dance ban in his state. BOISE, Idaho — Sen. Sam Getzless … Read more