P. Beckert

P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial. Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fight an onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.

Vladimir Putin Wins First Gold Medal of the Olympics

By P. Beckert, February 9, 2014February 19, 2017

The Olympics can now proceed, says Putin Russian President Vladimir Putin, well-known around the world for his affinity for winning at all costs, won the very first gold … Read more

GOP: Rise in Lesbians’ Numbers is Obama’s Fault

By P. Beckert, January 29, 2014March 19, 2019

Republicans point to more lesbians as a sure sign of Obama-led moral decay On Tuesday night, President Barack Obama gave his 5th State of the Union address. It … Read more

Sarah Palin’s Heritage Linked Back to Salem Witch Trial Era

By P. Beckert, January 28, 2014August 11, 2015

“I believe there are demons among us that wish to destroy us.” – Sarah Palin A reading of parts of a manuscript dated to 1692 has been found … Read more

Major Paint Company Admits ‘Faux Touches’ Ploy to Sell Paint

By P. Beckert, January 24, 2014November 15, 2023

Paint company hopes you’ll forgive them and buy more paint BUFFALO, NY — A major paint company admitted today to tricking its customers into buying paint they didn’t … Read more

Ghost of Reagan Appears; Apologizes for Trickle-Down Economics

By P. Beckert, January 21, 2014July 22, 2022

Trickle-down economics let the American people down, he says It is said that Ronald Reagan haunts the White House, and a visitor to the stately home has come … Read more

Is Duck Dynasty’s Goose Finally Cooked?

By P. Beckert, January 21, 2014January 18, 2020

The once-popular “Duck Dynasty” is slowly sinking into oblivion The once-popular A&E Reality Television show “Duck Dynasty” is slowly sinking into oblivion, as more and more people are … Read more

Chris Christie Writes Own Song Parody

By P. Beckert, January 18, 2014August 10, 2017

Song Parody: “Bridge Over Jersey Waters” New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has decided if you can’t beat them, join them. So he has written his own song parody, … Read more

Spousal Rape: An Old Wives’ Tale

By P. Beckert, January 16, 2014November 23, 2022

A Virginia state senator says spousal rape is not a crime, old wives chime in Old wives from around the globe are chiming in on Virginia State Senator … Read more

Dennis Rodman Found Drunk, Face Down in Pyongyang Alley

By P. Beckert, January 14, 2014March 19, 2019

Dennis Rodman alive and, for now, sober PYONGYANG, N. KOREA — Dennis Rodman is alive and, at present, sober after being found face down in a small mud … Read more

Adam Lambert Likes the Feel of Dead Animal Around His Neck

By P. Beckert, January 10, 2014March 19, 2019

No fake fur for Adam Lambert Adam Lambert, runner-up on Season 8 of American Idol fame, was spotted throughout the streets of New York the past few days … Read more